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08-15-08, 04:03 AM #1
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4am humor
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08-15-08, 04:25 AM #2
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Autumn, you seriously need some time off girl!, lol
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
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08-15-08, 04:31 AM #3
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I do. But it's not happening anytime soon, haha, so until then you have to watch my pooping polar bear videos.
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08-15-08, 04:36 AM #4
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wow i bet that bear felt better after letting that one go lol
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08-15-08, 04:38 AM #5
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I think he ate Taco Bell.
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08-15-08, 05:03 AM #6
Please dont check the trunk...
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WTF? Did you see the polar bear turned around to take a look and sniff.......
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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08-15-08, 05:13 AM #7
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Only a guy would admire his handywork like that.
Originally Posted by Shoestring
WTF? Did you see the polar bear turned around to take a look and sniff.......
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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08-15-08, 05:16 AM #8
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Yeah, I admire mine but I dont put my face in it and take a big sniff, he probably got a taste being that into it Originally Posted by Xiphos
Only a guy would admire his handywork like that.
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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08-15-08, 05:17 AM #9
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Do you swim around in your own crap too? Originally Posted by Shoestring
Yeah, I admire mine but I dont put my face in it and take a big sniff, he probably got a taste being that into itThere’s a promise I need you to make
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08-15-08, 05:19 AM #10
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Only when I fall through the toilet seat Originally Posted by Autumn2009
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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08-15-08, 06:17 AM #11
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He violated the cardinal rule: don't crap where you eat.
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08-15-08, 07:58 AM #12
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The back blast area is still not clear.
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08-15-08, 08:58 AM #13
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LOL.."Hey Bob...come smell this one...oh yeah, its from that cod we had last night..."
Hes pooping in his backyeard...where else is he going to poop? Hes got to lay down and take a nap on his rocks...at least the water is cleaned.
I think your right, that does look like a Taco Bell poop, It looked like part of a bean burrito sticking out of his butt till I realized that it was his tail...doh!!"Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail."
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08-15-08, 11:25 AM #14
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Originally Posted by Shoestring
Does this happen often Shoestring?
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
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And those that mind...don't matter
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08-16-08, 06:12 AM #15
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Only when my wife leaves the toilet seat up Originally Posted by mack
make you ponder that one for a while......
oh wait thinking about it, I wonder is some strange man has been coming to me house while I be gone.......
J/K, i think
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
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08-16-08, 09:26 AM #16
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So you're women DO have back hair?? The truth comes out. Originally Posted by Shoestring
Only when my wife leaves the toilet seat up make you ponder that one for a while......
oh wait thinking about it, I wonder is some strange man has been coming to me house while I be gone.......
J/K, i thinkThere’s a promise I need you to make
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08-16-08, 03:21 PM #17
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LOL those people got a real nice show...
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08-17-08, 02:29 AM #18
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It wasn't me! Originally Posted by Shoestring
Only when my wife leaves the toilet seat up make you ponder that one for a while......
oh wait thinking about it, I wonder is some strange man has been coming to me house while I be gone.......
J/K, i think
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08-17-08, 06:01 AM #19
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That video is just wrong
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08-17-08, 03:29 PM #20
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ummmmm HELL NO!, Originally Posted by Autumn2009
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!
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