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    Talking 4am humor

    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Autumn, you seriously need some time off girl!, lol

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    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    I do. But it's not happening anytime soon, haha, so until then you have to watch my pooping polar bear videos.
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    wow i bet that bear felt better after letting that one go lol

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    I think he ate Taco Bell.
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    WTF? Did you see the polar bear turned around to take a look and sniff.......
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    WTF? Did you see the polar bear turned around to take a look and sniff.......
    Only a guy would admire his handywork like that.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    Only a guy would admire his handywork like that.
    Yeah, I admire mine but I dont put my face in it and take a big sniff, he probably got a taste being that into it
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Yeah, I admire mine but I dont put my face in it and take a big sniff, he probably got a taste being that into it
    Do you swim around in your own crap too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Do you swim around in your own crap too?
    Only when I fall through the toilet seat
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    He violated the cardinal rule: don't crap where you eat.
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    LOL.."Hey Bob...come smell this one...oh yeah, its from that cod we had last night..."

    Hes pooping in his backyeard...where else is he going to poop? Hes got to lay down and take a nap on his rocks...at least the water is cleaned.

    I think your right, that does look like a Taco Bell poop, It looked like part of a bean burrito sticking out of his butt till I realized that it was his tail...doh!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Only when I fall through the toilet seat


    Does this happen often Shoestring?

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    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack View Post
    Does this happen often Shoestring?
    Only when my wife leaves the toilet seat up make you ponder that one for a while......

    oh wait thinking about it, I wonder is some strange man has been coming to me house while I be gone.......


    J/K, i think
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Only when my wife leaves the toilet seat up make you ponder that one for a while......

    oh wait thinking about it, I wonder is some strange man has been coming to me house while I be gone.......


    J/K, i think
    So you're women DO have back hair?? The truth comes out.
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    LOL those people got a real nice show...
    Calm Like A Bomb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Only when my wife leaves the toilet seat up make you ponder that one for a while......

    oh wait thinking about it, I wonder is some strange man has been coming to me house while I be gone.......


    J/K, i think
    It wasn't me!
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    That video is just wrong
    Life is not measured by the breaths we take,its measured by the moments that take our breath away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    So you're women DO have back hair?? The truth comes out.
    ummmmm HELL NO!,
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

 

 

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