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    Thumbs up Takin' The Wife for a Drive

    Did I mention he's a race car driver?

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    Oh yeah.....here's the car he was drivin'

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    That was good!!!! I especially liked when they realised there was a camera in the car.......Priceless!!!!
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    Any idea what vaffanculo means??

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    Leave to a woman to tell her professional driver husband how to drive.


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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Any idea what vaffanculo means??
    Vaffanculo! (vah-fahn-KOO-loh)

    This is a red-hot number, so use it with caution. It’s the Italian equivalent of “fuck off” or “go fuck yourself,” but literally means something vaguely like “go do it in the ass.” “Culo” on its own (meaning “ass,” but in a much more vulgar way than the English can really translate) has many, many uses in Italian, but this is the one non-Italians can latch onto quickly - which is both entertaining and a bit dangerous! The accompanying gesture for “vaffanculo” is the same as it is in English - a middle finger.
    My Italian high school English was fond of that word.
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    To be honest,looking at the scenery go by,it didn't look to me like he was going all that fast,she must be a wossy,on 2 different occasions last night ,I was excedding 110 mph and believe me,what little I saw of the scenery went by much faster
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    It must be cold in the passenger seat

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    Wonder if the seat cushions are still wet?


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    just like a man not to change the expression on his face while scaring the life out of his wife. but still funny all the same.

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    The part that surprises me, is that he can take all her jabbering. Though he might be used to it. Maybe the next time she will try to remain calm and be quiet. Someone jabbering like that when I am driving would absolutely drive me insane.


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    Wow, that broad was insanely annoying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post
    Wow, that broad was insanely annoying.

    I have a friend like that, Good God your leg could fall off and she would keep talking
    (trust me, I can't take her for to long)
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    with that said, don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things, k?

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    Quote Originally Posted by catcher T View Post
    I have a friend like that, Good God your leg could fall off and she would keep talking
    (trust me, I can't take her for to long)
    I used to have a good way to keep my girlfriend from talking, but then we got married and that doesn't work anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by kcnuke View Post
    I used to have a good way to keep my girlfriend from talking, but then we got married and that doesn't work anymore
    without trying to sound like I am analyzing, why don't you treat her like you did when you were dating?
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    with that said, don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things, k?

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    Quote Originally Posted by catcher T View Post
    without trying to sound like I am analyzing, why don't you treat her like you did when you were dating?
    Actually, married 9 years now and we've never fought, argued over anything major, no financial problems... We're pretty happy, get along well, date(each other)... She might get a little mad when I come home with my new baby Glock next week and not offer her to shoot it first though On a sidenote, I do have a tendency to take dramamine when she drives though. That's the only time I get carsick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kcnuke View Post
    Actually, married 9 years now and we've never fought, argued over anything major, no financial problems... We're pretty happy, get along well, date(each other)... She might get a little mad when I come home with my new baby Glock next week and not offer her to shoot it first though On a sidenote, I do have a tendency to take dramamine when she drives though. That's the only time I get carsick.
    good for you on the marriage, thats great. Let her shoot first dang it! Is there a gun post? I would like to find out what gun is best for me. Why do you like the glocks?
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