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12-18-08, 07:23 PM #1
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Holy Redneck Batman!!!
I saw this video and nearly got stomach cramps from laughing so hard. I do believe that the quote at the 3:05 mark just about sums this guy up.
"I try not to smile, cause I got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw." Wow! Just wow!
YouTube - The Turtleman
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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LMAO.....just LMAO....
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12-18-08, 07:37 PM #3
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I can't breathe!!
"Snapperlicious!"
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Originally Posted by Buttercup
I can't breathe!!
"Snapperlicious!"
I know!! I think I found a new catch-phrase, and it's not gonna be used for turtles!!!!!
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Hahahahahaha!! Originally Posted by Pudge113
I know!! I think I found a new catch-phrase, and it's not gonna be used for turtles!!!!!
Are you going to do his rebel yell each time, too?
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Damn right! Originally Posted by Buttercup
Hahahahahaha!!
Are you going to do his rebel yell each time, too?
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Don't forget to drink Gatorade - it's not just for football, you know!! Originally Posted by Pudge113
Damn right!
I really cannot stop laughing at that video.
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It's pretty clear to me that that was probably the first time he'd seen, let alone been in front of a video camera.
We have snappers all over around here, and that guy is fucking crazy. I had one completely decimate a push broom in about 5.7 seconds one time, and I've seen them flip clear over onto their back trying to snap me, while standing behind them. Not to mention their claws are sharp as hell.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
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We're still talking about turtles, right? Originally Posted by jmur5074
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Damn it!!!! I'm laughing again and it is making the beer in my mouth foam up. Originally Posted by Pudge113
Just read the comments. Usually on youtube you always see negative comments on videos. Not so with the Turtle Man. I think he makes everyone feel good or at least better about their circumstances. He is a crazy sumbitch, but if the end of the world comes he will out live all of us. That man could live off the land years after we are all gone.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
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You're right about the comments. Maybe it's the fact that he's just natural, enthusiastic, and he seems genuinely happy about his turtle catching. Originally Posted by Five-0
Damn it!!!! I'm laughing again and it is making the beer in my mouth foam up.
Just read the comments. Usually on youtube you always see negative comments on videos. Not so with the Turtle Man. I think he makes everyone feel good or at least better about their circumstances. He is a crazy sumbitch, but if the end of the world comes he will out live all of us. That man could live off the land years after we are all gone.
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Who knew... beef is on a turtle.
For a man who doesn't smile much, he sure smiles a lot.
Doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs?
Christ, if that's the result of clean living, I'm going out for a pack of Marlboros, an 8-ball, and a fifth of scotch."If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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Something brought this to mind, so I watched it again and I felt it was worth a bump.
Oh, and if anyone is interested he's on Twitter (EBTheTurtleMan).
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Saw this on TV once. This guy is one certified nutcase.
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Turtle tenderloin. Perfect.
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Maybe he is a nutcase, but I'll bet he gets more joy out of his days than many people do. Originally Posted by CTR man
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He sure seems like he does. More power to him. At least he is happy. Originally Posted by Buttercup
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