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01-12-09, 10:16 PM #1
Survived By His Wife
Classic Alan King....amazing how funny you can be without dropping the f-bomb.
YouTube - Alan King - Survived By His...Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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01-13-09, 12:18 AM #2
OMG that was great! I'm never getting married!"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
01-13-09, 01:48 AM #3
Wonderful....just wonderful. The old classy ones are still the best.
Car 4I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
01-13-09, 07:12 AM #4
Tears flowing here,forgot how great he was,and the routine?? aint it the truth
you must spread rep etc.,catch ya later Pdawg
01-13-09, 10:51 AM #5
01-13-09, 12:53 PM #6
Ha, that's good stuff. Way to work with the audience.
Marriage : Life insurance for women?
01-14-09, 06:13 PM #7
Good stuff!Calm Like A Bomb...
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01-14-09, 06:49 PM #8SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
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01-15-09, 12:13 AM #9
Great way to work the audience. Though I guess Kittylynn's Great-Grand father was the exception. He outlived his wife by 30 years, recently passing at the age of 101.
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