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    Most Annoying Song Ever?

    Scientific Attempt to Create Most Annoying Song Ever


    MP3: Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever | Listening Post from Wired.com



    I couldn't listen beyond 5:57, and that was too long. This is like a nightmare converted into music.




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    I rather like it!

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    Of course you do.




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    "YOM KIPPUR! YOM KIPPUR!
    SELF REFLECTION AND ATONEMENT
    YOM KIPPUR, THAT'S WHAT FOR
    DO ALL YOUR SHOPPING AT WALMART!"

    Catchy, isn't it?

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    The fact that they started off with a harp was too much for me. I'm out!
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    Not nearly as bad as Tiny Tim in "Tiptoeing Through the Tulips."



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    I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    Not nearly as bad as Tiny Tim in "Tiptoeing Through the Tulips."



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    ......or Debbie Boone's "You Light Up My Life". Although it would be kind of funny to play it if my department ever gets Tasers while in route to the jail with the suspect.
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    In the interest of science, I made it to 4:42. I was at that time overcome with nausea.

    All that was missing was a Barry Manilow/Barbara Striesand duet singing Don Ho's greatest hits, narrated by Barbara Walters.

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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    I feel like climbing a clock tower with a sniper rifle everytime I hear Sammy Davis jr. Singing "The Candy Man."
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    I feel like climbing a clock tower with a sniper rifle everytime I hear Sammy Davis jr. Singing "The Candy Man."
    I feel the same way about "I Will Always Love You" - Originally by Dolly Parton, covered by Whitney Houston and every American Idol contestant, ever. I have fantasies of hearing a gunshot followed by gurgles and silence about 10 seconds into it.
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    wow, i think my ear drums are bleeding now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    In the interest of science, I made it to 4:42. I was at that time overcome with nausea.

    All that was missing was a Barry Manilow/Barbara Striesand duet singing Don Ho's greatest hits, narrated by Barbara Walters.
    Actually that part's at the end of the song! Too bad you didn't listen long enough to hear it!

    "Vice Presidential Candidate! Twenty-seven electoral votes!
    Central policy issues! Two party system! Struggle! People!
    Coming together out of a desire to obtain political power!
    Gain control of the government! Executive branch! Military branch!
    Foreign affairs! Influence policy! Promote ideology fascism!
    Promote individual interests George Stephanopoulous! Imelda Marcos!
    Promote special interests sugar! Beef! Bananas! Pork Bellies!
    Pork barrels! Lumber! Coca-cola! The information superhighway!
    Three thousand years of oppression!
    Who enslaved humans of color? Who invaded the Caribbean?
    Who murdered all the innocent children?! You did! You! You!
    "


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    The most annoying song??? I don't think so. Haven't they ever heard William Hung?
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    Odd that no one has mentioned this one.

    I didn't make it to two minutes on the "Most Annoying". Blech.

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    Is Jenna the only one other than myself that was strong enough to make it to the end of the song?

    I found myself more laughing than anything else when listening to it. If I was drunk I would have been rolling on the floor. Now I would never pay for that, but it wasn't so bad I had to turn it off. I've listened to much worse on the radio before. I might download it just to torment other people. Maybe I will play this when taking someone to jail.
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    Anything by REM makes my ears bleed.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Odd that no one has mentioned this one.

    I didn't make it to two minutes on the "Most Annoying". Blech.

    YouTube - RickRoll'D
    I like that one too!

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    Here are the lyrics for the whole song, for those who couldn't bear to listen to all of it. Come on, what's not to love?

    America’s Most Unwanted Song
    (Lyrics by Nina Mankin)


    Well I’m ropin’ up my saddle for the long long ride
    Every time I see the desert there’s something inside says
    Yo! Yo! This is the life! Give me open land and a big ol’ knife
    To get some bear, deer, even a snake
    I light me a fire do the shake and bake I say
    Yo! Yo! I’m a cowboy now
    The sun is hot and dry gonna rope me a cow I say
    Yo! Yo! I’m loose and free
    Whoa there Nelly you’re the horse for me!


    Rope em up boys the desert is a callin’
    Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo
    Saddle up fellas, the dessert is a callin’
    Yahoo, yahoo, yahoo


    Christmas time! Christmas time!
    Jesus, Mary and the manger
    Christmas time, family time
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!


    Easter Time! Easter Time!
    Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies!
    Easter Time! Chocolate time!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!


    Out on the plains just me and my mind
    Took me a break to read some Wittgenstein
    Born in Vienna in ’89
    He obessessed with theories of language and time
    Like “Tractactus” where Ludwig would claim
    “The logic of our language is misunderstood”
    Philosophy is based on a false pretense
    So philosophy itself is nonsense! Nonsense!
    Philosophy itself is nonsense!


    Bedutung ist tun
    Es ist ein Sprachspiel
    Nonsense! Nonsense!
    W&#246;rter sind inhalt
    Yahoo! Yahoo!


    Yom Kippur! Yom Kippur!
    Self-reflection and atonement
    Yom Kippur, that’s what for!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!


    Oh say can you – Feel the embers glowing and the turkey in the oven!
    America! Hear the children singing – there’s a turkey in the oven!
    Rockets red glare! Candles are so pretty -- and a turkey in the oven!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!
    Buy spurs that jingle at Wal-Mart!


    Ramadan! Ramadan!
    Lots of praying with no breakfast!
    Ramadan, so much fun!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!


    It’s home, home on the big ol’ range
    Yippe tai oh get along there stranger
    Rope ‘em, ride ‘em, shoot ‘em up good
    We’re big and bad in the cowboy hood
    I say Yo! Yo! Got a river to ford
    With a life like this I never be bored
    I say Yo! Yo! I’m wild and free
    Whoa Miss Kitty you’re the gal for me!

    Whoa Miss Kitty
    I say whoa there
    Whoa Miss Kitty
    Yahoo! Yahoo!


    Labor Day! Labor Day!
    Schools are closed and pools are open!
    Labor Day! All the way!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!

    Oh say can you – Grandma’s on the phone go and tell her that you love her!
    America! -- Daddy’s on the phone go and tell him that you love him!
    The Golden land! Sister’s on the phone go and tell her that you love her!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!

    Veteran’s Day! Veteran’s Day!
    Big parades with guns and soldiers
    Veteran’s Day! What’s there to say?
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!

    Holloween! Holloween!
    Candy corn for lunch and dinner!
    Holloween, what a scream!
    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!

    Look out there! It’s an injun band!
    Coming this way, gonna fight for my land
    And build a hometown grocery store
    American cheese worth fighting for
    Call it “dry gulch” “O.K. Corral”
    Holiday spot for you and your gal
    To get some cool shit and desert rays
    Cowboy living the American way
    It’s cowboy living
    Go! Go!
    It’s cowboy living
    Go! Go!
    It’s cowboy living
    All the way!

    Rope ‘em up boys!
    The desert is a callin’!
    Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
    Saddle up fellas!
    The desert is a callin’!
    Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!

    Vice Presidential Candidate! Twenty-seven electoral votes!
    Central policy issues! Two party system! Struggle! People!
    Coming together out ofa desire to obtain political power!
    Gain control of the government! Executive branch! Military branch!
    Foreign affairs! Influence policy! Promote ideology – fascism!
    Promote individual interests – George Stephanopoulous! Imelda Marcos!
    Promote special interests – sugar! Beef! Bananas! Pork Bellies!
    Pork barrels! Lumber! Coca-cola! The information superhighway!
    Three thousand years of oppression!
    Who enslaved humans of color? Who invaded the Carribbean?
    Who murdered all the innocent children?! You did! You! You!

    It may be you
    It could be me
    It’s not enough
    To wait and see
    And when we all
    Lock arms and sing
    Then bells of freedom
    Ring ding ding!



    http://www.ninamankin.com/mostunwantedsong/index.html

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    Now I am gonna have that dang Yom Kippur jingle stuck in my head all day. I already found myself thinking of it while taking the dog outside. *get it out of my head!*
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Now I am gonna have that dang Yom Kippur jingle stuck in my head all day. I already found myself thinking of it while taking the dog outside. *get it out of my head!*
    I can't get it out of my head either! I'm going to be singing this while walking down the street!

    Do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!

 

 
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