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    Worst. Movie. Ever.

    Using "Lars and the Real Girl" as a the template, I have discovered a new 'Worst.Movie.Ever." The "Bad Lieutenent-Port of call New Orleans" has to be one of the biggest stinkers EVER. Nicholas Cage spends the entire movie using drugs, raping women, choking old ladies, pimping his girlfriend, and stealing drugs at crime scenes, and he's the good guy! To spare you the pain of wasting 2 hours of your life, in the end, he's promoted to Captain and is still a rotten bastard! Cage has to be one of the worst actors. He spends the entire movie with a 6' 44 mag stuffed in the front of his pants, and walks around like he's extremely constipated. (now I feel better.)
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    Now we all have to see it just to see how bad it is!

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    He reminded me of Joe Biden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    He reminded me of Joe Biden.

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    I watched it an thought is sucked,, maybe not the worst movie ever, but close to it.
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    Why is every cop movie out of Hollywood these days about corrupt cops?

    The one I wrote about a month or so ago with Richard Gere was a lot better than that one sounds, but still all the cops were corrupt, and a couple of cop movies before that one had the same theme.

    I guess you have only two choices these days: Corrupt cop movie or stupid cop movie, and often they're the same movie.

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