Dashing Through Airport Security to Declare Your Love

As Seen In: Love Actually, Liar Liar, countless others
Will Get You: A year and a half in prison, depending on the charge.

#5.
"Oh, It Was You I Was Having Sex With!"


As seen in: Revenge of the Nerds, Overboard, While You Were Sleeping, Only You
Will Get You: Up to 30 years in prison, depending on the jurisdiction.

#4.
Just Tie The Guy Up

As Seen In: Wedding Crashers, 40 Days and 40 Nights
Will Get You: Six months to freaking life in prison, depending on the circumstances and jurisdiction.

#3. Watching Your True Love From the Bushes

As Seen In: Twilight: Eclipse, Untamed Heart, Addicted To Love
Will Get You: Up to five years in prison.

#2.
Defending Her Honor - With Your FISTS


As seen in: Bridget Jones 1 and 2, Valley Girl, Pretty in Pink, Wedding Crashers, Only You
Will Get You: Anything from a fine to several years in prison, depending on injuries and circumstances.


#1.
Pranking a Rival by Doctoring His Drink


As Seen In: Wedding Crashers, Addicted to Love
Will Get You: Two to 10 years in prison, possible attempted murder charge.