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    Finally ITS HERE

    The world’s largest retail chain Wal-Mart is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, CA. to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI, “There is wine in a box that people are willing to buy,” she said. “The right name is important.” Suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

    Peanut Noir
    Big Red Gulp
    Stagger Home
    Box O’ Grapes
    NASCARbernet
    Nasti Spumante
    White Trashfindel
    Chef Boyardeaux
    Chateau des Moines
    Grape Expectations
    Chateau Traileur Doublewide
    Martha Stewart’s Sour Grapes
    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar!
    World Championship Wriesling
    Domaine Wal-Mart “Merde du Pays”


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    That's too funny!

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    Martha Stewart and ANYTHING SOUR should get anyone upset!

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    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

 

 

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