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11-16-06, 03:28 PM #1
Watch your butt in Wisconsin!
Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?
Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime
NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court. As reported in today's Daily Telegram, in response to Anderson's motion, prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal statutes did not seem to "draw a line between the living and the dead." Judge Michael Lucci, who heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will issue a decision by December 1. Hathaway is pictured below in a Wisconsin Department of Corrections mug shot. (4 pages)
*Go to smokinggun.com or Drudge2006 for photos and full story.
(Remind me to not fall asleep in Wisconsin while camping in the woods and wearing brown sweats! Sheesh!)
11-16-06, 04:02 PM #2
Good Old Wisconsin! The home of Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer, necrophiliac grave robbers and now, Dead Buck F--ckers! It makes me proud!For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
11-16-06, 04:29 PM #3
EEWWWNo one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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Last edited by conalabu; 11-30-06 at 01:39 PM.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
11-16-06, 06:51 PM #5
well that just
the wrong way
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
11-16-06, 07:33 PM #6
Hey - Dahmer moved to Wisconsin - he doesn't count!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
11-16-06, 07:39 PM #7
Darn, next you know, they will outlaw Sheep.
11-16-06, 07:49 PM #8
The deer didnt complain.....
11-17-06, 01:27 AM #9
Well, he didn't have to beat his meat unless he wanted it to move.
"Necrophelliac Bestiality - Now you can love animals and eat them too!"
11-17-06, 01:45 AM #10
wonder if it was still warm.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
11-17-06, 01:48 AM #11
How appropriate that the beating the dead horse icon is here, nicely done JLK!
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