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    Talking Watch your butt in Wisconsin!

    Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?

    Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime

    NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court. As reported in today's Daily Telegram, in response to Anderson's motion, prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal statutes did not seem to "draw a line between the living and the dead." Judge Michael Lucci, who heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will issue a decision by December 1. Hathaway is pictured below in a Wisconsin Department of Corrections mug shot. (4 pages)

    *Go to smokinggun.com or Drudge2006 for photos and full story.

    (Remind me to not fall asleep in Wisconsin while camping in the woods and wearing brown sweats! Sheesh!)

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    Good Old Wisconsin! The home of Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer, necrophiliac grave robbers and now, Dead Buck F--ckers! It makes me proud!
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Last edited by conalabu; 11-30-06 at 01:39 PM.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    well that just
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    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Hey - Dahmer moved to Wisconsin - he doesn't count!
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Darn, next you know, they will outlaw Sheep.

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    The deer didnt complain.....

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    Well, he didn't have to beat his meat unless he wanted it to move.

    "Necrophelliac Bestiality - Now you can love animals and eat them too!"
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    wonder if it was still warm.


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    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
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    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    How appropriate that the beating the dead horse icon is here, nicely done JLK!
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