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11-23-06, 02:31 AM #1
Monk gets erection during meditation, and decides to cut it off with a machete
BANGKOK, Nov 22 (Reuters) - A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.
The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.
"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.
Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection, which Bangkok-based Kom Chad Luk tabloid reported on its Web site.
11-23-06, 02:41 AM #2
ummm....wow... that's dedication...lolLife is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
11-23-06, 04:02 AM #3
I promise I will never do that."To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
11-23-06, 04:20 AM #4
damn!! thats dedication indeed!
...a little crazy, but kudos to him for having the balls to do it...
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11-23-06, 08:24 AM #5GrasshopperVerified LEO
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I wonder if he was meditating about the things I meditate about.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
11-23-06, 08:39 AM #6
Wonder if he will now piss out his ass????"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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11-23-06, 10:30 AM #7
Talk about self discipline!!There are only two kinds of real justice left: street and poetic...
Canada, huh? Almost made it...
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11-23-06, 12:10 PM #8
That is extreme and not of clear thought. I would choose not to attend his sermons if he has any.
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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11-23-06, 12:21 PM #9
Poor guy...it seems as though he lost his mind!Calm Like A Bomb...
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11-23-06, 01:10 PM #10Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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11-23-06, 05:07 PM #11
11-23-06, 10:07 PM #12
Is it a coincidence that it happened in BANGKOK ???...........................................
11-24-06, 02:28 AM #13
hows he supposed to think without a penis, oh god wait.... that means he may be the first male in the world to only use one head! And not the smart one at that!Giggity giggity Goo!
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