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    Cop impersonator "I only did it so I can bowl"

    Man impersonates cop to go bowling

    Mon Dec 11, 11:42 PM ET

    SAVANNAH, Ga. - A Savannah man went to jail this weekend for impersonating a sheriff's deputy so he could go bowling. Jeffrey Eugene Ferguson, 46, pulled up to a gate at Hunter Army Airfield on Saturday and showed a guard a driver's license that was cracked in half, police said.

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    When the guard requested a second form of ID, Ferguson pulled out a Chatham County sheriff's lieutenant badge.
    The guard called Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police, who responded and discovered Ferguson's license had been suspended for failure to pay child support, according to police Sgt. Mike Wilson.
    Ferguson, who was jailed on charges of impersonating a police officer, later told authorities he found the badge at a work site.
    He told them he was not trying to get any special police priviliges just to get on the military post to go to its bowling alley.
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    Wow, new level of stupidity attained.
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    HAHAHAHAHA omg what a dumbass...

    i hope he hasnt bred any offspring
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    What an idiot. That's the problem with just anybody being able to buy a badge these days...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewell View Post
    What an idiot. That's the problem with just anybody being able to buy a badge these days...

    +1. There was a guy here that had his car all decked out with imitation camera and radar, and had some out of state police badge and jacket. He Yelled at a plainclothes Detective to slow down. The Detective, (saw a good clue, being a good DETECTIVE) called a marked unit to stop the guy. He said he only wanted to look like the police to help slow cars down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA omg what a dumbass...

    i hope he hasnt bred any offspring
    He has and he's not paying for them.
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    And no you can't have any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1sgkelly View Post
    He has and he's not paying for them.
    lmao.. thats right.. his dl is revoked for child support...

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    couldn't happen to a nicer fellow.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    i hope he hasnt bred any offspring
    Um...goz....his license was suspended for not paying child support.




    Ok, and now that I've read the entire thread, I see you caught that.
    Last edited by jmur5074; 12-12-06 at 03:03 PM. Reason: I didn't read the entire thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Um...goz....his license was suspended for not paying child support.
    someone pointed that out....

    I can read .. just not comprehend today...

    im a DORK
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    someone pointed that out....
    I realized that after I made my post.


    I"M the dork...
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    I realized that after I made my post.


    I"M the dork...
    OHHH no... I will not have my dorkness stripped from me....

    DAMMIT....

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    You're both dorks. Happy?
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