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12-21-06, 10:27 PM #1
Who is going to get Sued? Bic or Sharpie...
Woman Trips, Stabs Self In Neck With Pen
POSTED: 7:39 pm EST December 20, 2006
UPDATED: 7:42 pm EST December 20, 2006
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HOLLYWOOD -- An employee at Memorial Regional Hospital tripped, fell and jabbed a ball point pen more than an inch into her neck Wednesday afternoon.
Paramedics said the woman was alert and conscious when they arrived at the scene.
She was rushed a short distance to the emergency room at Memorial Regional.
Doctors removed the pen and repaired the puncture wound.
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12-21-06, 11:47 PM #2
Emergency tracheotomy?Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
12-22-06, 12:35 AM #3
We need to ban these high capacity pens....for the children."To the German commander: 'Nuts!' The American Commander" - General Tony McAuliffe, 101st Airborne Division
12-22-06, 02:11 AM #4
I guess everyone will have to use markers and crayons from now on...SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.
"I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
12-22-06, 03:09 AM #5
I like to write in lipstick!!
12-22-06, 03:36 AM #6
Damn I cant stand anything around my neck! it just freaks me out
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