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    Is this how you ask for a goodnight kiss?

    Police: Teen seeking kiss rams wrong car

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    BAY CITY, Mich. - A lovers' quarrel and a case of mistaken identity has landed a teenager behind bars after police say he repeatedly rammed a teenage girl's car, thinking it was his girlfriend.
    State police told The Saginaw News that the victim a 17-year-old from Pinconning called 911 early Sunday when the suspect smashed his car into the rear of hers.
    The 17-year-old suspect struck her car about 15 times and pushed it through stop signs at intersections, the victim told police.
    Dispatchers advised her to lead the suspect toward police units who were en route to intercept them, police said.
    State police troopers and Bay County sheriff's deputies caught up with the suspect and pursued the Bay City teen at speeds of up to 90 miles per hour, police said.
    The teen told police he thought the driver was his girlfriend, who left a party after the couple quarreled. He said he wanted to talk to her and get his goodnight kiss, so he went searching for her, police said.
    He told police he was talking to his girlfriend on his cell phone, telling her to stop her car. She told him she was stopped and didn't know what he was talking about, officers said.
    The teen likely will face charges including assault with a vehicle, fleeing police and drunk driving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
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    Yep, that's the problem right there.

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    I just normally just say "come here bitch"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Yep, that's the problem right there.
    Was that you
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    I thought everyone did that i mean isnt that what all the cool kids do nowa days


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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801 View Post
    Was that you
    Shit, how did you know? I thought my cross dressing was good enough that no one would notice.

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    What a dumbass...
    Calm Like A Bomb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewell View Post
    What a dumbass...

    True dat!
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    what a dunce. I just slap her in the back of her head as hard as I can and when she opens up her mouth in surprise, I go in for the kill. That's how you do it....



 

 

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