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  1. 01-11-06, 03:55 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    haha! If he only knew how right he was. The Power of the Coochie has made me do all kinds of things

    it caught me off guard but was so funny...I had to walk out of the room and laugh then come back in a chew his butt...

    but he is oohhhh so right!!
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  2. 01-11-06, 04:08 PM #22
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    Interesting facts there. Guess I have always been above average too.
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    Sorry Chris, I know this study was a big blow to your ego...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    Sorry Chris, I know this study was a big blow to your ego...

    Heh, nice choice of words
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    Shit I know what I have and know that no women has every complained. Unfortuantely Term the women are tired of having to get the magnofying glass out to see your shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001
    Shit I know what I have and know that no women has every complained.

    Woman.....haha, ok, you must be joking, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmfc
    I wonder if this is one of the companies spamming my hotmail account with "enlarge your penis" emails?
    Like many others, I get those too.

    Not denying I could probably use some of those products, but what scares me is, HOW THE HELL DO THEY KNOW IT ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    yeah but ya gotta love us

    Holy shit! Your a chick?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy
    Like many others, I get those too.

    Not denying I could probably use some of those products, but what scares me is, HOW THE HELL DO THEY KNOW IT ???

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    Of course, I also know some guys who, when checking their email and seeing this kind of spam, exclaim "I don't need a bigger penis! 10 inches is enough!". I then proceed to tell them how full of shit they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmfc


    Of course, I also know some guys who, when checking their email and seeing this kind of spam, exclaim "I don't need a bigger penis! 10 inches is enough!". I then proceed to tell them how full of shit they are.
    Hey, why brag if you can't back it up?

    Could be a lot more embarrasing after a guy brags about his "ten", and gets laughed at when it's time to show what he's really got and SHE wants to know where that "big ten" he's been bragging about is.

    Might as well be honest from the git-go.

    I STILL want to know how "THEY" know, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    This is wrong to say, but it was funny as hell...one of the kids that is in the "special classes" was saying something about woman power the other day...now this kid has many issues....but anyways he has a mouth on him...I was chewing his butt out for dialing 911 from a cell phone he found in the trashcan and he cussed out the 911 operator...anyways, he looked at me and said "you damn woman and your power"...I said what power...he said "the power of the coochie"...

    I thought I was gonna die...He said this in front of his mother and father as well...I am not sure how much he understood all of what he was saying, but still funny...wrong but funny

    Holy crap.....that is effin' funny!
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    Whew, im safe. Average.

    That extender is an idea though....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357
    Holy shit! Your a chick?!

    yep...sure am...i had posted the pic in the "show yourselves thread"...guess ya missed out on that huh ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    yep...sure am...i had posted the pic in the "show yourselves thread"...guess ya missed out on that huh ??

    Eh, I always miss the good stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357
    Eh, I always miss the good stuff.

    well, I think I might still have the page up...


    ok...page is gone now...if u want to see..then send me a message
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    well, I think I might still have the page up...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    You look good in uniform baby...and that's not just the alcohol talking!

    Thanks...I think lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    well, I think I might still have the page up...


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    Oh! Umm, yeah.

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    umm...well...actually...rednec k thing...going hunting lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    Thanks...I think lol
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