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  1. 01-11-06, 10:44 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    umm...well...actually...rednec k thing...going hunting lol

    I think Im in love!
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  2. 01-11-06, 10:45 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    Believe me, when I tell someone they're hot, they ought to be thankful!

    just making sure it wasn't the alcohol talking
    It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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  3. 01-11-06, 10:48 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    just making sure it wasn't the alcohol talking
    Nope, not this time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    Nope, not this time!

    Well then...thank you for sure
    It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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  5. 01-11-06, 10:53 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    umm...well...actually...rednec k thing...going hunting lol


    SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!!


    Where have you been all my life???
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  6. 01-11-06, 10:57 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
    SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!!


    Where have you been all my life???

    right here in dang ol' middle tn lol
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  7. 01-11-06, 10:57 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    "the power of the coochie"...

    o my god that is sooo hilarious
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  8. 01-11-06, 10:59 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    right here in dang ol' middle tn lol


    Damn... all the way down here in Florida.
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    Quote Originally Posted by upd38
    o my god that is sooo hilarious
    yeah I think everyone thought so, even the 911 operators that he had cussed out...I have to get a copy of the 911 call, but the language this kid has will suprise you that he is a 11-12 yr old special ed kid, but he is soo funny as you can tell about the things he says
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  10. 01-11-06, 11:02 PM #50
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    My $0.02 - doors, engine, and tires optional at extra cost.

    I just figured it out. The average vagina is about 6 inches in depth. If the average penis is 5.5 inches, do you realize that just in New York City, there is over 125 miles of unusued vagina???

    Hold on to your ass, I'm movin' to the city!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
    Damn... all the way down here in Florida.
    Haha....you suck. I'm in North Carolina...which borders Tennessee!

    ROAD TRIP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainCop
    My $0.02 - doors, engine, and tires optional at extra cost.

    I just figured it out. The average vagina is about 6 inches in depth. If the average penis is 5.5 inches, do you realize that just in New York City, there is over 125 miles of unusued vagina???

    Hold on to your ass, I'm movin' to the city!!

    WTF?? I guess that's one way to look at it lmao
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    If the average penis is 5.5 inches, and the average vagina is 6 inches, what in the hell am I supposed to do with the rest...
    Last edited by Terminator; 01-12-06 at 01:12 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainCop
    My $0.02 - doors, engine, and tires optional at extra cost.

    I just figured it out. The average vagina is about 6 inches in depth. If the average penis is 5.5 inches, do you realize that just in New York City, there is over 125 miles of unusued vagina???

    Hold on to your ass, I'm movin' to the city!!

    Simply outstanding.
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  15. 01-11-06, 11:28 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    If the average penis is 5.5 inches, and the average vagina is 6 inches, what in the hell am I supposed to do with the rest...
    My dad always said they ought to make shoes out of vaginas. They stretch to fit and never wear out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken K
    My dad always said they ought to make shoes out of vaginas. They stretch to fit and never wear out.
    Your dad obviously isn't dealing with a wang from the Terminator family...
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  17. 01-12-06, 12:43 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    If the average penis is 5.5 inches, and the average vagina is 6 inches, what in the hell am I supposed to do with the rest...
    I'll leave you to your imagination on that one
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    Reminds me of a joke..

    A beautiful woman at a bar is approached by a man and he says "I must have you. Your beauty has struck me and I must marry you."

    Well the woman is taken a bit aback and tries to brush him off and says.

    "Ill only marry you if you have 10 million dollars in the bank"

    He replies "I have many times that, I struck it rich many years ago"

    She says "Well, Ill only marry you if you give me a ferrarri"

    He replies "I have many in the garage right now, what color would you like or I can have one flown in from Europe"

    Finally she says "Well... Ill only marry you if you have an 8 inch cock"

    He looks up sadly and says "Not even for you would I cut off 3 inches" and walks away sadly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainCop
    My $0.02 - doors, engine, and tires optional at extra cost.

    I just figured it out. The average vagina is about 6 inches in depth. If the average penis is 5.5 inches, do you realize that just in New York City, there is over 125 miles of unusued vagina???

    Hold on to your ass, I'm movin' to the city!!
    Holy crap I nearly fell out of my chair....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darin
    I've always been told I was above average.
    That would the Korean average that you are talking about right
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