Medical company studies average penis size worldwide....you know you wanna know

**Ducky** · 01-12-06, 08:24 AM

I'm trying to imagine women having a conversation similar to this, and I'm failing miserably. "My vagina is smaller than yours!" "No it's not, you're a slut with 18 kids!"

See, it just doesn't work the same, does it?

**kdm0409** · 01-12-06, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by TattoodDucky

I'm trying to imagine women having a conversation similar to this, and I'm failing miserably. "My vagina is smaller than yours!" "No it's not, you're a slut with 18 kids!"

See, it just doesn't work the same, does it?

Ya know, that would be a difficult conversation....

"So hi Sue, how are you today."

"Well, Marge, I'm kinda a littlw down and out. My vagina just doesn't seem to be small enough. Do you know if that make anything to make it smaller ?"

"Yes, Sue they do make something, it is called the "Vaginator Shrink Kit". It comes with all the directions you need and is only 29.95 and if you call within the next 10 minutes, you will recieve a 2nd supply for the really stretched out vaginas out there."

Sorry, it just really doesn't sound right for women lol

**kimby** · 01-12-06, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by chris2001

Shit I know what I have and know that no women has every complained.

Why do guys always say this? Do they really think we'd complain. Like we'd say, "You know Chris, I'm really unhappy with your penis size, and I'd appreciate it if you'd do something about it." This is one situation where nagging would be totally ineffective.

Nothing personal, Chris. I'm sure you keep your women very happy.

**kimby** · 01-12-06, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by MisterK

Finally she says "Well... Ill only marry you if you have an 8 inch cock"

He looks up sadly and says "Not even for you would I cut off 3 inches" and walks away sadly...

But what happened AFTER Curt581 walked away sadly???

**Virginian** · 01-12-06, 04:00 PM

haha my boss said once that his wife complained that he doesn't get enough penetration

After catching her with several other men, she's finally his ex wife

**kimby** · 01-12-06, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by Virginian

haha my boss said once that his wife complained that he doesn't get enough penetration:

Well, I guess that's a nice way of putting it. It certainly speaks for her sensitivity.

**kimby** · 01-12-06, 04:11 PM

Anyway, who cares about length? Why doesn't someone do a study on circumference? I know one woman..um, a friend of mine...who would prefer a short fat one to a long skinny one any day.

**chris2001** · 01-12-06, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by kimby

Why do guys always say this? Do they really think we'd complain. Like we'd say, "You know Chris, I'm really unhappy with your penis size, and I'd appreciate it if you'd do something about it." This is one situation where nagging would be totally ineffective.

Nothing personal, Chris. I'm sure you keep your women very happy.

I live in a college area and near another major university. I am around women that have no problems telling you what they think and what they want. While you and your friends may not say anything of that nature. The women around my areas and close to will and have told their men that their shit is not big enough.

And yes my women are very happy

**kimby** · 01-12-06, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by chris2001

The women around my areas and close to will and have told their men that their shit is not big enough.

No way. Really? How would they put it? You mean they'd really say, "Honey, I'm sorry but your shit is just not big enough."??? Wow. I liked the penetration line better.

**Ducky** · 01-12-06, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by kimby

Anyway, who cares about length? Why doesn't someone do a study on circumference? I know one woman..um, a friend of mine...who would prefer a short fat one to a long skinny one any day.

What about the poor women out here that want a long thick one, only to keep finding guys who think if it's enough for him, it should be enough for me... um... I mean, the woman!

*wanders off to contemplate another tattoo*

**Iron Man** · 01-12-06, 05:17 PM

Well I am a couple inches above the US average so I am fine

**Terminator** · 01-12-06, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by chris2001

I live in a college area and near another major university. I am around women that have no problems telling you what they think and what they want. While you and your friends may not say anything of that nature. The women around my areas and close to will and have told their men that their shit is not big enough.

And yes my women are very happy

Forget all the penetration shit, I just want proof that Chris' WOMEN are happy.

**kdm0409** · 01-12-06, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by kimby

Why do guys always say this? Do they really think we'd complain. Like we'd say, "You know Chris, I'm really unhappy with your penis size, and I'd appreciate it if you'd do something about it." This is one situation where nagging would be totally ineffective.

Nothing personal, Chris. I'm sure you keep your women very happy.

hey I have had to tell a couple of guys that their shit wasn't big at all...They would start running their mouth about how big their package is and I'm sorry, but I knew first hand and would have to put them in their place about it....I may just be a cold hearted bitch, but if it aint big...then tough luck...it aint big !! lol

**kimby** · 01-12-06, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Terminator

Forget all the penetration shit, I just want proof that Chris' WOMEN are happy.

Here ya go. They look happy to me.

**kimby** · 01-12-06, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by TattoodDucky

*wanders off to contemplate another tattoo*

Is that what you do when it's not enough? Personally I eat junk food. At least you don't have to spend hours at the gym compensating for how "not enough" it was.

Edit - not to say that the gym hours ever really compensate.

**Iron Man** · 01-12-06, 06:20 PM

Hahahaha!!!!!

**kdm0409** · 01-12-06, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by kimby

Is that what you do when it's not enough? Personally I eat junk food. At least you don't have to spend hours at the gym compensating for how "not enough" it was.

hmmm...What's that mean since I have 4 tats? lol

**kimby** · 01-12-06, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by kdm0409

hey I have had to tell a couple of guys that their shit wasn't big at all...They would start running their mouth about how big their package is and I'm sorry, but I knew first hand and would have to put them in their place about it....I may just be a cold hearted bitch, but if it aint big...then tough luck...it aint big !! lol

Well, you're a cop so you're more assertive. Some of us are the shy and quiet type.

I did insist on measuring once. I got tired of hearing about his "big ten-inch" so I got out the ruler. It was only 8.

**kdm0409** · 01-12-06, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by kimby

Well, you're a cop so you're more assertive. Some of us are the shy and quiet type.

I did insist on measuring once. I got tired of hearing about his "big ten-inch" so I got out the ruler. It was only 8.

damn thats funny...I have never actually measured one before....but ya gave me an idea lol

**Garda** · 01-12-06, 06:42 PM

well Im secure enough in my sexuality and confident enough in my abilities not too care what the Irish average is but Im glad to see I have a whopper compared to Koreans!