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    Quote Originally Posted by kimby
    Well, you're a cop so you're more assertive. Some of us are the shy and quiet type.

    I did insist on measuring once. I got tired of hearing about his "big ten-inch" so I got out the ruler. It was only 8.
    And this is another one of those rare times where even I know that what I'm about to say is inappropriate, so I won't post it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    And this is another one of those rare times where even I know that what I'm about to say is innapropriate, so I won't post it.

    ahh c'mon go ahead..who cares...u a chicken shit? lol j/k
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    damn thats funny...I have never actually measured one before....but ya gave me an idea lol
    But do it infrequently, because they get really bummed afterwards.

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    Is that why I keep a dressmaker's tape by the bed....??


    j/k it's because I make chainmail in the bedroom. Whips and chains..
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    Quote Originally Posted by kimby
    But do it infrequently, because they get really bummed afterwards.

    but thats part of the fun...knock their asses off that high horse they are on....or some shit like that lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    but thats part of the fun...knock their asses off that high horse they are on....or some shit like that lol
    Yeah, but you're most likely not going to get any that night. That is unless they're inspired to prove how it doesn't matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimby
    Yeah, but you're most likely not going to get any that night. That is unless they're inspired to prove how it doesn't matter.

    no, you get some...measure later...but then again...If ya measured first...then all ya have to do is try to convince them that you really want it...not many guys will refuse lol
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    All Kidding Aside

    But listen, you guys. I was just jokin' with ya. After all is said and done, 99% of what makes a penis good is the man it's attached to. If he's a good man, it really doesn't matter AT ALL. Seriously. That's just my opinion.

    Anyway, guys with big ones are stuck on themselves, and spend way too much time posing in front of the mirror and bouncing it around. God, that's so sickening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    no, you get some...measure later...but then again...If ya measured first...then all ya have to do is try to convince them that you really want it...not many guys will refuse lol
    You po-leese women are tricky!!

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    Guys, take my attitude.

    Size doesn't make much difference.

    What's important is that it makes ME happy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt581
    What's important is that it makes ME happy.
    Ah, most guys should have this printed on a plaque and hung over their beds.

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    Yeah along with "If she's not happy, I'm not happy."
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    Quote Originally Posted by kimby
    But listen, you guys. I was just jokin' with ya. After all is said and done, 99% of what makes a penis good is the man it's attached to. If he's a good man, it really doesn't matter AT ALL. Seriously. That's just my opinion.

    Anyway, guys with big ones are stuck on themselves, and spend way too much time posing in front of the mirror and bouncing it around. God, that's so sickening.

    this is so true...they play helicopter and all that crap...funny, but not attractive at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welpe
    Yeah along with "If she's not happy, I'm not happy."

    I wish it was that way, but so many guys get theirs first and dont care about us poor women


    lol
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    Oh no no, what I meant was that the WOMEN put that above our beds...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    I wish it was that way, but so many guys get theirs first and dont care about us poor women
    It's payback for making them wait in shoe stores for hours on end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welpe
    Oh no no, what I meant was that the WOMEN put that above our beds...

    ohhh...ok...only we know the TRUTH!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by kimby
    Ah, most guys should have this printed on a plaque and hung over their beds.
    I have that one... right below the one that says, "It's better to Give than to Receive".

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    Quote Originally Posted by kdm0409
    this is so true...they play helicopter and all that crap...funny, but not attractive at all
    Exactly!!! Especially when they have to make the helicopter sound effects. It somehow just spoils the mood.
    Last edited by kimby; 01-12-06 at 07:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt581
    It's payback for making them wait in shoe stores for hours on end.

    hey, i take no time in the shoe store or shopping...i get in and get the job done...why cant u guys do that?? hee hee
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