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[Terminator]

Well, you're a cop so you're more assertive. Some of us are the shy and quiet type.

I did insist on measuring once. I got tired of hearing about his "big ten-inch" so I got out the ruler. It was only 8.

And this is another one of those rare times where even I know that what I'm about to say is inappropriate, so I won't post it.

[kdm0409]

And this is another one of those rare times where even I know that what I'm about to say is innapropriate, so I won't post it.

ahh c'mon go ahead..who cares...u a chicken shit? lol j/k

[kimby]

damn thats funny...I have never actually measured one before....but ya gave me an idea lol

But do it infrequently, because they get really bummed afterwards.

[Ducky]

Is that why I keep a dressmaker's tape by the bed....??


j/k it's because I make chainmail in the bedroom. Whips and chains..

[kdm0409]

But do it infrequently, because they get really bummed afterwards.

but thats part of the fun...knock their asses off that high horse they are on....or some shit like that lol

[kimby]

but thats part of the fun...knock their asses off that high horse they are on....or some shit like that lol

Yeah, but you're most likely not going to get any that night. That is unless they're inspired to prove how it doesn't matter.

[kdm0409]

Yeah, but you're most likely not going to get any that night. That is unless they're inspired to prove how it doesn't matter.

no, you get some...measure later...but then again...If ya measured first...then all ya have to do is try to convince them that you really want it...not many guys will refuse lol

[kimby]

But listen, you guys. I was just jokin' with ya. After all is said and done, 99% of what makes a penis good is the man it's attached to. If he's a good man, it really doesn't matter AT ALL. Seriously. That's just my opinion.

Anyway, guys with big ones are stuck on themselves, and spend way too much time posing in front of the mirror and bouncing it around. God, that's so sickening.

[kimby]

no, you get some...measure later...but then again...If ya measured first...then all ya have to do is try to convince them that you really want it...not many guys will refuse lol

You po-leese women are tricky!!

[Curt581]

Guys, take my attitude.

Size doesn't make much difference.

What's important is that it makes ME happy.

[kimby]

What's important is that it makes ME happy.

Ah, most guys should have this printed on a plaque and hung over their beds.

[Welpe]

Yeah along with "If she's not happy, I'm not happy."

[kdm0409]

But listen, you guys. I was just jokin' with ya. After all is said and done, 99% of what makes a penis good is the man it's attached to. If he's a good man, it really doesn't matter AT ALL. Seriously. That's just my opinion.

Anyway, guys with big ones are stuck on themselves, and spend way too much time posing in front of the mirror and bouncing it around. God, that's so sickening.

this is so true...they play helicopter and all that crap...funny, but not attractive at all

[kdm0409]

Yeah along with "If she's not happy, I'm not happy."

I wish it was that way, but so many guys get theirs first and dont care about us poor women


lol

[Welpe]

Oh no no, what I meant was that the WOMEN put that above our beds...

[Curt581]

I wish it was that way, but so many guys get theirs first and dont care about us poor women

It's payback for making them wait in shoe stores for hours on end.

[kdm0409]

Oh no no, what I meant was that the WOMEN put that above our beds...

ohhh...ok...only we know the TRUTH!! lol

[Curt581]

Ah, most guys should have this printed on a plaque and hung over their beds.

I have that one... right below the one that says, "It's better to Give than to Receive".

[kimby]

this is so true...they play helicopter and all that crap...funny, but not attractive at all

Exactly!!! Especially when they have to make the helicopter sound effects. It somehow just spoils the mood.

[kdm0409]

It's payback for making them wait in shoe stores for hours on end.

hey, i take no time in the shoe store or shopping...i get in and get the job done...why cant u guys do that?? hee hee