Man arrested for domestic violence for throwing a large sex toy at his girlfriend

**Terminator** · 01-12-06, 06:00 PM

AKRON, Ohio -- A sex toy landed a local man in court Tuesday.
A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported.
Police said Bradley's across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman's eye.
While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911, WEWS reported.
Bradley admitted to Barberton police that he threw the toy.

**Ducky** · 01-12-06, 06:04 PM

Damn. I wonder what the toy was?

And what is it with you and sex toy news posts right now, anyhow?

**kdm0409** · 01-12-06, 06:29 PM

ya know, I just don't think I could bring myself to call the police and tell them (my lover, friend, pimp, whatever he was) just threw a big dildo (or big, hard, sex toy that caused six stitches) and poked my eye out...

MountainCop · 01-12-06, 06:59 PM

That's a report I would like to see (probably will in a few days on The Smoking Gun).

Guess that's one way to get dicked....

And as much as we're snickering - it really ain't funny getting hit with something in the face...

MountainCop · 01-12-06, 07:04 PM

True Story:

I used to write software and support medical practice computer systems. One of my clients was a well-known and respected plastic surgeon in a town I won't name.

One day, I was working on their system and the office manager (a real sweetie) took a call at the phone at 'my' desk. Half way through the call she started trying very hard not to laugh (and did a good job of it).

The caller was a female patient who had just had a rhinoplasty (nose job). She was reaching on a shelf in her closet and her vibrator came down and smacked her right on the nose. She was asking if she should come in to have the doctor take a look.

If I had been the caller, I think I would have said 'shoe box'.

I left before the patient arrived.... I don't think I could have kept a straight face...

**Einstein** · 01-14-06, 06:46 AM

This may be a bit off-topic, but during a recent International Summit I happened to be standing next to the x-ray equipment that scans all parcels, briefcases etc. being brought into the Convention Centre. Well this gorgeous woman walks up and has to put her briefcase through the scanner. The officer operating the device suddenly called me over as he thought that there may be something "fishy" with the briefcase. I had a look at the x-ray image and saw the two "d" cell batterries, surrounded by the tell-tale outline of a rather big vibrator. I just looked at the women and smiled. She blushed like hell. I just wondered to which meeting she was going and if she thought of having a "lunch" break in between presentations.

**121Traffic** · 01-14-06, 09:50 AM

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Well ain't that just a dick in the eye!"

I understand that the phrase isn't in common usage outside of my circle of friends, but I'm on a one-man campaign to elevate it to household saying.

**Ken K** · 01-14-06, 11:43 AM

When I did a house fire scene, I did the whole place. Damaged or not I looked around. It never ceased to amaze me at the amount of battery operated sex toys and porn I found.

**pmfc** · 01-14-06, 11:38 PM

15 years ago a friend told me that he heard a commotion outside. He walked outside and saw his lesbian neighbors swinging dildos at each other.

The police showed up too.

**chris2001** · 01-14-06, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by pmfc

15 years ago a friend told me that he heard a commotion outside. He walked outside and saw his lesbian neighbors swinging dildos at each other.

The police showed up too.

Dispatch I will be 10-77 show me back 10-8

.

Indy · 01-14-06, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Ken K

When I did a house fire scene, I did the whole place. Damaged or not I looked around.

Hehehehe my my Ken...you're nosy.

Yes, I know, you probably had to do that for important safety reasons...

**pmfc** · 01-14-06, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by chris2001

Dispatch I will be 10-77 show me back 10-8

.

I know what 10-8 means, but not 10-77.

**Iron Man** · 01-14-06, 11:52 PM

10 codes are so different don't even bother. 10-4 in my department is a two man unit, 10-99 is a single man unit. We generally use plain English though. Just examples.

I know Maryland state police codes and 10-8 means in service.
10-77 is ETA

**pmfc** · 01-14-06, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by ThisGlock40

10 codes are so different don't even bother. 10-4 in my department is a two man unit, 10-99 is a single man unit. We generally use plain English though. Just examples.

I know Maryland state police codes and 10-8 means in service.
10-77 is ETA

Damn! I wanna know what chris2001 meant to say when he quoted me. Oh well.

**TXCharlie** · 01-15-06, 02:32 AM

I just wanted to point out how many reads this thread has gotten compared to some of the others

**Welpe** · 01-15-06, 06:01 AM

Originally Posted by pmfc

Damn! I wanna know what chris2001 meant to say when he quoted me. Oh well.

My guess is it is the equivalent of our 10-98, or call cleared. Am I right Chris?

**chris2001** · 01-15-06, 08:22 AM

10-77 means that nothing found, you sent my ass to the call for no reason at all because nothing exists lol. NO 10-77 just means nothing found. Basically you go on a dog running at large, you drive around the neighborhood and are unable to locate the dog or dogs. You call in 10-77 with dogs show me back 10-8 (back in service).

**PACMAN** · 01-15-06, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Einstein

This may be a bit off-topic, but during a recent International Summit I happened to be standing next to the x-ray equipment that scans all parcels, briefcases etc. being brought into the Convention Centre. Well this gorgeous woman walks up and has to put her briefcase through the scanner. The officer operating the device suddenly called me over as he thought that there may be something "fishy" with the briefcase. I had a look at the x-ray image and saw the two "d" cell batterries, surrounded by the tell-tale outline of a rather big vibrator. I just looked at the women and smiled. She blushed like hell. I just wondered to which meeting she was going and if she thought of having a "lunch" break in between presentations.

should of asked for a tele and if she wanted a shag...

**Welpe** · 01-15-06, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by chris2001

10-77 means that nothing found, you sent my ass to the call for no reason at all because nothing exists lol. NO 10-77 just means nothing found. Basically you go on a dog running at large, you drive around the neighborhood and are unable to locate the dog or dogs. You call in 10-77 with dogs show me back 10-8 (back in service).

Gotcha, thanks.

**pmfc** · 01-15-06, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by chris2001

10-77 means that nothing found, you sent my ass to the call for no reason at all because nothing exists lol. NO 10-77 just means nothing found. Basically you go on a dog running at large, you drive around the neighborhood and are unable to locate the dog or dogs. You call in 10-77 with dogs show me back 10-8 (back in service).

You mean you wouldn't want to say something funny back to dispatch when you arrive on scene?

We have a sheriff's deputy who used to say "it's all good" when a call turned out to be nothing or was cleared. When people would "swarm" a local restaurant after the bars let out he would say they were "foraging". Another time he said "it's hammer time" in response to a call of an assault with a hammer.

Unfortunately I heard from other deputies that he was told not to say "it's all good" on the radio anymore.