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    Beer Belly Protects Man During Car Wreck

    Beer Belly Protects Man During Car Wreck
    Thursday , February 08, 2007

    An oversized belly did a lucky milkman one big favor.

    When a hijacker jumped into his milk delivery van, Andrew Creed chased after it and grabbed on to an open window, the U.K. Sun reported. But Creed lost his grip when the thief started zig-zagging to shake him loose, and he got thrown under.

    Creed got banged up to the tune of two broken fingers, cuts to his head and tire marks on his legs and stomach.

    But Creed was able to see the bright side:

    I reckon my beer belly saved me from being hurt a lot worse, he said.

    The thief fled after abandoning the vehicle.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    That's why I call mine, "tactical padding"

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    It's about damn time!

    I've been reading stories of women saved by ample chests, natural and otherwise, for years. A woman who got run over by a van, a couple of shot in the implant stories, etc...

    A toast to gender equality!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post
    That's why I call mine, "tactical padding"
    I call mine the fuel tank for the sex machine.
    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    What kind of idiot wants to carjack a milk truck?

    We are the thin blue line
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    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    I prefer a real six-pack over a bought beverage six-pack.
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    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10-42Adam View Post
    I prefer a real six-pack over a bought beverage six-pack.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post
    Hahaha.

    I meant on myself, not other guys!
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post
    HAHAHA! Awesome!
    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Beans" on LEF.

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    Some people have a six-pack, I have a keg
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    Bosco, you're a string bean that's too young to drink. You have the same kind of keg that a supermodel does.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    Wow! I never knew you were so young, Bosco! For some reason I always thought you were older. Take that as a compliment, you seem really mature for your age!
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
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