Beer Belly Protects Man During Car Wreck

**Hannibal** · 02-09-07, 12:33 AM

Beer Belly Protects Man During Car Wreck
Thursday , February 08, 2007

An oversized belly did a lucky milkman one big favor.

When a hijacker jumped into his milk delivery van, Andrew Creed chased after it and grabbed on to an open window, the U.K. Sun reported. But Creed lost his grip when the thief started zig-zagging to shake him loose, and he got thrown under.

Creed got banged up to the tune of two broken fingers, cuts to his head and tire marks on his legs and stomach.

But Creed was able to see the bright side:

“I reckon my beer belly saved me from being hurt a lot worse,” he said.

The thief fled after abandoning the vehicle.

**Hannibal** · 02-09-07, 12:34 AM

That's why I call mine, "tactical padding"

**BEB** · 02-09-07, 12:38 AM

It's about damn time!

I've been reading stories of women saved by ample chests, natural and otherwise, for years. A woman who got run over by a van, a couple of shot in the implant stories, etc...

A toast to gender equality!

**Norm357** · 02-09-07, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior

That's why I call mine, "tactical padding"

I call mine the fuel tank for the sex machine.

**Piggybank Cop** · 02-09-07, 11:01 AM

What kind of idiot wants to carjack a milk truck?

**10-42Adam** · 02-09-07, 11:08 AM

I prefer a real six-pack over a bought beverage six-pack.

**Hannibal** · 02-09-07, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by 10-42Adam

I prefer a real six-pack over a bought beverage six-pack.

**10-42Adam** · 02-09-07, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior

Hahaha.

I meant on myself, not other guys!

**Beans** · 02-09-07, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior

HAHAHA! Awesome!

**Bosco3379** · 02-09-07, 05:18 PM

Some people have a six-pack, I have a keg

**Ducky** · 02-09-07, 08:58 PM

Bosco, you're a string bean that's too young to drink. You have the same kind of keg that a supermodel does.

**10-42Adam** · 02-09-07, 11:48 PM

Wow! I never knew you were so young, Bosco! For some reason I always thought you were older. Take that as a compliment, you seem really mature for your age!