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02-27-07, 08:43 AM #1
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Who wants to live forever?
Not me if this guy has found the fountain of youth!
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...19860020070225
Man aged 107 forsakes sex for longevity
HONG KONG (Reuters) - A 107-year-old Hong Kong villager, who still enjoys an occasional smoke, has attributed his longevity in part to decades of sexual abstinence, a newspaper said on Sunday.
"I don't know why I have lived this long," Chan Chi -- one of Hong Kong's oldest people -- was quoted as saying in the South China Morning Post during an annual feast for the city's elders.
"Maybe it has to do with the fact that I have lived a sex-less life for many years -- since I was 30," said Chan, a widower whose youthful bride perished during the Japanese invasion in World War Two.
Chan, from Hong Kong's less built-up New Territories hinterland, was pictured looking sprightly and eating heartily at the banquet.
A former chef, he said a low-fat diet and regular dawn exercises had helped him fight off the ravages of old age.
But the centenarian, who's had no difficulty living a monastic existence for nearly 80 years, admits the pleasures of tobacco have been harder to resist.
"Now I want to quit," he was quoted as saying of his decades-long cigarette addiction. "Maybe the government should ban cigarette sales so I can give it up," he added.
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02-27-07, 09:58 AM #2
No kidding, who would want to live such a miserable life!?!?!?! 80 Years of no sex!! AAAAGGHHHHHHH
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02-27-07, 10:51 AM #3
The only reason he gave up sex is because he has a thing for older women and there aren't anymore!
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02-27-07, 11:01 AM #4
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The guy is obviously addled.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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02-27-07, 11:28 AM #5
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02-27-07, 12:30 PM #6
I'm with BugEyedBeast, let's go out humping, bumping and happy!!
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02-27-07, 05:45 PM #7
it is not the sex that gets you. it's the stress of the relationship.

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Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
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it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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02-27-07, 06:26 PM #8"If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970
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02-27-07, 10:39 PM #9
Who wants to live forever?
Well it's kind of like:
Everyone wants to go to heaven; they just don't want to pay the price of a ticket.
We are the thin blue line
between you
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
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