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    Teenager leaves "deposit" in bank

    Tue Mar 6, 2007 12:16 PM ET

    BERLIN (Reuters) - An 18-year-old man has been detained for repeatedly defecating in front of a cash machine in a bank vestibule in the southern German town of Eggmuehl, police said on Tuesday.

    A police spokesman said man, who left his deposit at the bank eight times, was caught only after the bank installed video monitors to film him in action. A staff worker later spotted the man as he was boarding a local bus.

    She alerted police and they then detained him as he was about to get off the bus. He faces charges of vandalism, the spokesman said.



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    That's shitty
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post
    That's shitty
    That's funny!

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    Fucking Krauts and their fucking scheisa (sp?) videos!
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    Well, I hope he at least wiped his ass with deposit slips afterward...

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    Holy CRAP, thats almost as good as an upper-decker ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by E-man View Post
    Holy CRAP, thats almost as good as an upper-decker ...
    dont act like the upper deckers not a classic maneuver
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    Upper decking is a classic move

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Warrior View Post
    Tue Mar 6, 2007 12:16 PM ET

    BERLIN (Reuters) - An 18-year-old man has been detained for repeatedly defecating in front of a cash machine in a bank vestibule in the southern German town of Eggmuehl, police said on Tuesday.

    Thats fucking funny. Im sure the bank did something to screw him over

 

 

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