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    British Man Likes Sex With Cars!

    March 10, 2007 11:00 a.m. EST

    Som Patidar - All Headline News Staff Writer

    London, England (AHN) - A 38-year-old Chris Donald, a British mechanic by profession, claims that he likes to have sex with cars. He has had sex with more than 30 different car models, two boats and a jet ski in the last 20 years.

    "A nice car... is a feast for the senses. It's about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I'd love to jump into bed with it," Chris told to The Sun newspaper.

    "It's all about imagination and creativity. There's more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay," he added.

    According to the newspaper, Donald also maintains a web portal on which he writes erotic fiction about car-diddling. His website is fully dedicated to 'auto-erotic stories'.

    Link: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006703449

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    michelle....you need a hobby...LMAO
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc_Holliday View Post
    michelle....you need a hobby...LMAO
    Yeah, well...
    Wait a minute...you came in here and read it so

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    I was simply drawn to your name ma'am....LOL
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    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    That guy is a freak on levels unknown!! I get hot for my truck too! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    has he tried the hummer?

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    OK, maybe I'm twisted, but how in hell does he do it? Last time I checked, cars didn't have nice soft ports of entry, so to speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    OK, maybe I'm twisted, but how in hell does he do it? Last time I checked, cars didn't have nice soft ports of entry, so to speak.


    I realize this is way too big for our British friend, but I couldn't find a pic of an old rusty tailpipe.

    This, however, could be him. I chose not to put the photo here as it's simply too disturbing

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    Maybe this is a shot in the dark, but I bet his business took a nose dive after this story was published.
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    Sex with a car

    Sex with a car. Now thats an interesting concept. Normally you get screwed by the car dealer. I guess what goes around.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post


    I realize this is way too big for our British friend, but I couldn't find a pic of an old rusty tailpipe.

    This, however, could be him. I chose not to put the photo here as it's simply too disturbing

    Don't click here

    Before you ask, I did a Google image search for "tailpipe"
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    The sun turn tail and
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    I believe this might help better understand the article...

    NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!!

    P.S. DON'T ASK ME HOW I FOUND THIS PIC...WELL OK..I JUST GOOGLED "TERMINATOR"
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