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03-11-07, 04:53 PM #1
British Man Likes Sex With Cars!
March 10, 2007 11:00 a.m. EST
Som Patidar - All Headline News Staff Writer
London, England (AHN) - A 38-year-old Chris Donald, a British mechanic by profession, claims that he likes to have sex with cars. He has had sex with more than 30 different car models, two boats and a jet ski in the last 20 years.
"A nice car... is a feast for the senses. It's about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I'd love to jump into bed with it," Chris told to The Sun newspaper.
"It's all about imagination and creativity. There's more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay," he added.
According to the newspaper, Donald also maintains a web portal on which he writes erotic fiction about car-diddling. His website is fully dedicated to 'auto-erotic stories'.
03-11-07, 05:12 PM #2
michelle....you need a hobby...LMAO500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
03-11-07, 05:18 PM #3
03-11-07, 07:48 PM #4
I was simply drawn to your name ma'am....LOL
Last edited by Doc_Holliday; 03-11-07 at 07:49 PM. Reason: fat fingers, cant spell500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
03-11-07, 11:04 PM #5
Seen too much Dukes of Hazzard?Alpha Phi Sigma Alum - Alpha Delta Chapter
03-12-07, 12:22 AM #6
This guy's got a few screws loose. And damn that would hurt!Calm Like A Bomb...
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That guy is a freak on levels unknown!! I get hot for my truck too! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03-12-07, 01:31 AM #8
This guy needs help...
03-12-07, 02:47 AM #9
has he tried the hummer?
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but you can kill it.
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03-12-07, 03:51 AM #10
OK, maybe I'm twisted, but how in hell does he do it? Last time I checked, cars didn't have nice soft ports of entry, so to speak.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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03-12-07, 09:09 AM #11
I realize this is way too big for our British friend, but I couldn't find a pic of an old rusty tailpipe.
This, however, could be him. I chose not to put the photo here as it's simply too disturbing
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03-12-07, 09:24 AM #12
03-12-07, 09:38 AM #13
Maybe this is a shot in the dark, but I bet his business took a nose dive after this story was published."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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03-12-07, 09:46 AM #14
Sex with a car
Sex with a car. Now thats an interesting concept. Normally you get screwed by the car dealer. I guess what goes around.......
03-12-07, 07:00 PM #15
Has he ever tried sex with a cucumber truck?"never bring paws to a gunfight" - Jenna
03-12-07, 07:03 PM #16
Oh, those wild and crazy Brits.
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03-12-07, 07:42 PM #18
I would like you to take my pic off this site it.
03-12-07, 08:22 PM #19http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
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Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
03-12-07, 08:26 PM #20
I believe this might help better understand the article...
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!!
P.S. DON'T ASK ME HOW I FOUND THIS PIC...WELL OK..I JUST GOOGLED "TERMINATOR"
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