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    Polish Man Cuts Off His Genitals In A Fit Of Anger

    Polish Man Cuts Off His Genitals In A Fit Of Anger
    March 16, 2007 10:17 a.m. EST

    Nidhi Sharma - All Headline News Staff Writer
    Zakopane, Poland (AHN) - A 40-year-old man from Poland chopped off his own genitals with a knife after his wife left him. Tadeus Konopizc, who hails from Zakopane, cut off his penis and testicles with a 15cm kitchen knife in a fit of anger after drowning more than one bottle of Vodka.
    According to reports, the man, who was in excruciating pain, still managed to call doctors to tell them about his idiotice deed and asked for help. The paramedics arrived on the scene and immediately asked for a helicopter to airlift the man to a special hospital, where they hoped to restore his penis back.
    However, the heavy fog in the city delayed the arrival of helicopter rescue team and surgeons in the northern town of Bialystok said it was too late to sew back his genitals. Zakopan is now expected to undergo surgery for months to re-build his private parts using skin from other parts of his body.


    Link: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006764717

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    I wonder what they mean by "skin from other parts of his body".
    A toe or two?

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    That's one way to shorten a "hangover"

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    At least he didn't throw them at the Police chasing him, like the guy last year did

    I can hear it now:
    "What'd he just throw at us?"
    "Aww, just his testicles"

    ...long pause... "But I think I swallowed one"!!!!

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle View Post
    I wonder what they mean by "skin from other parts of his body".
    A toe or two?

    That brings to mind a frightening image.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    That brings to mind a frightening image.
    What's worse, after the reconstruction he'll be missing his two little toes, but won't mind because he'll have more funstick than he started with.

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    OUCH!!!! What a buzz-kill!
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    sheeesh, and I thought Britney buzzing off all of her hair was bad!

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    And they think the "fog" was what slowed the chopper down. I think his wife payed them off....
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    I only know I have never been that angry or tore up.

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    Its gotta be a polish thing, a year ago today a guy did the same thing here.

    Police: Man Hurls Knives, Severed Penis In Rampage
    Police Respond To Calls Of Man Smashing Car Windows

    POSTED: 6:52 pm CST March 17, 2006
    UPDATED: 7:11 pm CST March 17, 2006

    CHICAGO -- The Chicago Sun-Times reported Friday that a Chicago man resisted arrest in a most unusual way Wednesday morning.

    Jakub Fik, 33, went on a rampage, smashing car windows on the city's Northwest Side. When police approached him, Fik hurled several knives and his severed penis at the officers.

    Police subdued Fik with a Taser gun and took him into custody.

    "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

    According to the published report, doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday. A hospital spokesman said he was listed in good condition Thursday.

    The paper said that Fik lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice Street. He is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak.

    Fik told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

    The suspect was bleeding when officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan told The Sun-Times.

    "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said. Included in the hurled items was the man's penis.

    He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

    The officer said he sneaked to the side of the house and stunned Fik with the Taser gun. The suspect continued to struggle with officers near the front steps of the home.

    "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

    The published report included a statement from a University of Chicago urologist who said that the reattachment of a penis, while unusual, can be a highly successful operation.
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    And men think women are crazy! What do you have to say for yourselves now gentlemen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxxymomma50 View Post
    What do you have to say for yourselves now gentlemen?
    That I'm glad I'm not polish...
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    I have never gotten so angry as to want to cut someone else's genitals off, let alone my own...

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    I have never gotten so angry as to want to cut someone else's genitals off, let alone my own...

    Now there may have been times that I was thinking like Lorena Bobbitt, but I quickly got over it! Some people just drive you to think very very bad things but I would NEVER be as crazy as her and actually carry out something like that! And never would I cut off my own penis! (If I had one) But as of now I have put those thoughts about that one certain person waaayyyyy in the back of my head and only think the happy thoughts about.....that certain body part. I happen to have some very pleasant thoughts!
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    So the second guy throws his "member" at the police. I can hear the conversation now.


    " Hey, man Ive got him you pick that up they will need it at the hospitol."

    "Screw you, I have just as much time on as you do. You pick it up."

    All-right get on the radio and call Charlie. He has a rookie with him. The rookie can pick it up."
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    Hee Hee, My wife just said "I'll show her damnit if she don't want it I won't give to anyone else either." "So there." Dumb ass.
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