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04-03-07, 11:51 PM #1Banned
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Deputies Put Toe and Tow Together
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Deputies Put Toe and Tow Together
ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. - Deputies put toe and tow together to arrest the suspect in the case of a stolen forklift. On Thursday, Carter County Sheriff's Department Sgt. Patrick Johnson discovered a stolen Towmotor forklift lying overturned in the middle of a county road with a pair of shoes and socks wedged underneath.
Around the same time, deputy Jeff Markland was called to Sycamore Shoals Hospital to investigate the statements of a patient with an implausible story of a hit-and-run accident.
Claude White, 34, of 208 Lovers Lane said he was walking down the street when someone ran over his feet and tore off one of his toes.
His wife then told the deputy she had dropped her husband off to drink with friends on the same street where the forklift had been found.
After tow trucks lifted the Towmotor, Johnson discovered a toe inside one of the shoes.
White was arrested in the theft "due to overwhelming evidence," the sheriff's department report read.
04-04-07, 06:38 AM #2
Ahhh Yes,just goes to prove God dont sleep---------------------------------------------AND He has a sense of humor.
04-04-07, 06:53 AM #3
Gotta hate it when you get caught and lose you toe!!!! But then again you gotta love SWEET JUSTICE!!!!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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