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    "men admit they like sleeping with teddy bears...

    Angelina Jolie And Teddy Bears Are Top Choices Of Men To Cuddle

    April 4, 2007 8:06 p.m. EST

    London, England (AHN) - A survey by a hotel chain has found that many men admit they like sleeping with teddy bears, with more saying they would prefer to do the same with actress Angelina Jolie.

    The surprising results came in when Travelodge hotel chain surveyed 2,000 men and found more men than women used the stuffed animals as sleep aids. However Angelina Jolie was the hot favorite among male respondents' wish-list of cuddling partners.

    Sky News reported that almost 20 percent of men confessed taking a teddy bear to bed with them when they're alone, while only 15 percent of women said they did the same.

    However, among women "Pirates of the Caribbean" star Johnny Depp came in as the most preferred cuddling partner.

    The hotel chain, which found more than 60 percent people need cuddling partners to sleep, conducted the survey to promote its new "Cuddillow" - that can be used by men and women to slip their arms into and induce the physical sensation of a comforting cuddle.

    Link: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006953240

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    So Terminator isn't gay?

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    I'd take Johnny Depp in my bed to cuddle with ANY DAY!!!!
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    angelina yes,
    teddy bear no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by k-9max View Post
    angelina yes,
    teddy bear no.
    How about a teddy bear that looks like Angelina?

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    If I was gay, I would cuddle Angelina too!! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle View Post
    How about a teddy bear that looks like Angelina?
    yes..if it has a hole in it.
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    Yes, it's true. I cuddle with Angelina Jolie
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    Well, I prefer an armful of warm live girl (preferrably not squirming) to help me go to sleep..... But as I don't have any volunteers, I just do without. Angelina is nice, but I'd take Christina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil) or Shirley Manson (Garbage) over her... Not saying I'd kick her out of bed if she were eating crackers...... But, I have other preferences.
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    Anyone voting for Jessica Alba?

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    Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johannsen, Rose McGowan... The list goes on and on and on...
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    Term is still Gay, this just shows hes not alone is all.



    And yes the list of female cuddle partners is long for me too. But it starts with my wife as number 1.
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    20% Huh? Well, lets break that down a little. 10% are thumbsucking momma's boys who never grew up. The rest are gay. So...


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    Quote Originally Posted by stokerress View Post
    Lets face it, we'd all take angelina jolie to bed
    with you on that one LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by CelticCop View Post
    Well, I prefer an armful of warm live girl (preferrably not squirming) to help me go to sleep..... But as I don't have any volunteers, I just do without. Angelina is nice, but I'd take Christina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil) or Shirley Manson (Garbage) over her... Not saying I'd kick her out of bed if she were eating crackers...... But, I have other preferences.
    Why not squirming? Because the ropes would be too tight?



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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    Term is still Gay, this just shows hes not alone is all.



    And yes the list of female cuddle partners is long for me too. But it starts with my wife as number 1.
    awwwwwwww, very cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Why not squirming? Because the ropes would be too tight?


    Something like that Jenna... More like the collar being just right...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    with you on that one LOL
    Yeah, you're right.




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    Quote Originally Posted by stokerress View Post
    And which one are you
    The one you wish was slapping your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    And yes the list of female cuddle partners is long for me too. But it starts with my wife as number 1.
    That's very sweet
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