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    Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk

    An 18-year-old woman is to appear at Richmond Magistrates' Court accused of assaulting a police officer with breast milk.

    Felicha Marin, of Palmerston Road, in Acton, was charged with shoplifting and assault after being arrested on March 29.

    It is alleged she was detained for trying to steal shoes from Lizard, in Hill Street, Richmond. After being arrested for theft she sprayed an officer with milk from her right breast.

    She is due to appear before magistrates tomorrow.

    http://www.rttimes.co.uk/display.var...reast_milk.php

    What the ? I have no idea how that works but it probably made an interesting statement from the officer.

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    All kidding asside if she is shooting milk around like that, you might want to investigate her as a possible cereal killer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg3533 View Post
    All kidding asside if she is shooting milk around like that, you might want to investigate her as a possible cereal killer.

    LOL
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    That is an udderly ridiculous story!
    Last edited by ohionarc; 04-13-07 at 03:12 PM. Reason: cna't spell!

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    I'll bet the cop feels like a Boob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    I'll bet the cop feels like a Boob.

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    Every response I've read so far has me tittering!
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    I bet the cop had his month open.

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    Would it be ok to take photographic evidence?

    In crime scene class, we were taught to take as many pictures as possible, from various positions and under different lighting conditions. We should also use a measurement device.

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    This thread is quite tittalating.
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    Maybe she thought he wanted a little nip.
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    Valuable thread for those who like to keep abreast of officer safety issues...

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    The cop should have beat an egg white into her hair. You know, a tit for a tat.
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    LMAO,


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    Got milk?
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    Could she be charged with Aggravated Assault if the officer is lactose intolerant?

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    So, would one consider the officer 'busted'?
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