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04-24-07, 05:50 AM #1
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Man cuts off penis in restaurant
Stop sniggering at the back this is a serious story, this guy it would seem has some serious issues and I expect it was probably dam painful.
Man cuts off penis in restaurant
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.
She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.
"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.
"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.
"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."
She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
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04-24-07, 05:55 AM #2
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Originally Posted by Standard Dave
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04-24-07, 07:32 AM #3
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So what did they do with stubby?
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04-24-07, 07:46 AM #4
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If I ever lose "Mr. Happy" in a tragic restaurant accident, you all have my permission to finish me off...
Jeez, what a loon.
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04-24-07, 07:56 AM #5
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What a Dick(less)head!
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04-24-07, 08:23 AM #6
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Guess he brought his own meat...
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04-24-07, 11:46 AM #8
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Accident my foot... Originally Posted by countybear
That nut job got exactly what he wanted. No sympathy or pity. The reality of it is, he probably was down here in NC and ran into me. After I advised him to either kill himself or keep from reproducing, he tried both. 'Bout time people started following through.And Shepards we shall be,
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