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    Wink Man says officers chased him up tree

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/up_a_tree...p97N8h6Vwjr7sF

    Man says officers chased him up tree

    ST. CLOUD, Minn. - It might not have been the smartest phone call he ever made. [I need audio of his previous calls...this may well be the smartest to date]

    Jeremy Conrad Cornick, 30, called police Tuesday to say he had been chased up a tree by narcotics officers from a county in the southern part of the state.

    St. Cloud police officers indeed found Cornick, of Crystal, up a tree with his cell phone, but they determined he was hallucinating and under the influence of controlled substances.

    As officers were trying to talk Cornick down from the tree, he lost his grip and fell. While he wasn't hurt, he was taken to St. Cloud Hospital for evaluation.

    When his probation officer got word of what happened, he issued an arrest warrant, and Cornick was taken from the hospital to jail.

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    laughing , so this guy is in a tree and believes narcs are at the bottom of tree so he calls 911 , for assistance ??

    this is a good one ..... lol... thanks for the morning laugh , Bug
    Cops are sworn to protect your a@@ not kiss it .

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    We know what this guy was in his past life:



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    What a dope.
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