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04-26-07, 10:42 PM #1
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Monkey Bites IRS Agent
Florence, MS 04/26/07
Pet Monkey Bites IRS Agent
http://www.wlbt.com/Global/story.asp...&nav=menu119_3
A pet monkey that weighs ten to twelve pounds, in Rankin County, attacked an IRS Agent last Tuesday. The Macatue monkey, which is at least seven years old and came from Japan is now locked in a secure cage in Rankin County.
Sheriff Ronnie Pennington confirmed the attack and said the owner of the monkey was given a citation for having a wild animal in captivity. The monkey is being tested for disease and will eventually be turned over to the Animal Rescue League. It's canine teeth have been removed, according to the Sheriff. Pennington will who not release the name of the owner of the monkey or the IRS agent.
The agent was treated for scratches and bites on her face and arms.
It is not known at this time if the monkey knew the victim was an IRS agent
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04-26-07, 11:17 PM #2
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Give the monkey an award.
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04-27-07, 09:18 AM #4
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04-27-07, 09:22 AM #5
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Y'all think the little guy has a future as a Trunk Monkey??
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He must have heard that IRS agents like to spank monkeys...
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04-27-07, 10:47 AM #7
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GOOD, let the monkey do it again!
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04-27-07, 02:00 PM #8
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Make sure the monkey gets a vacination.
Poor monkey.
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Originally Posted by Piggybank Cop
Make sure the monkey gets a vacination.
Poor monkey.
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