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04-27-07, 11:44 PM #1
Sex Theme Park Debuts in London
mora, also known as "The Academy for Sex and Relationships" opened on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 in the basement of London's "tourist trap" Trocadero entertainment center in the Soho district. It offers a wide variety of "interactive sex education and entertainment experiences" including a "Spankometer" that gauges "how hard to use a paddle" on your partner, and expert advice from a resident sex therapist on topics from "foreplay to fetish, hormones to sex exercises, and flirting to fantasy." Some call it a "sex theme park".
Amora is divided into eleven physical areas in this basement space, as follows:
1) The Sensorium. In this area, you explore "all the erogenous zones" on several "multi-media models wired to respond to your every touch." It's a learning tool designed to help couples learn about different parts of their body.
2) The Sexplorium. This area showcases a variety of "sex toys" and instructs on "how to use them effectively to receive and give pleasure."
3) The Amora Sutra. This area explores sexual secrets from the G-Spot to ancient pleasure methods from Trantric sex to the Kama Sutra.
4) The Love and Desire area consists of interactive exhibits that demonstrate the "powers of attraction and seduction."
5) The Amorgasm, or Orgasm Tunnel is "a journey through our sensory tunnel" creating an "immersive experience" approximating how our minds react during and after orgasm.
6) Taste Amora is a "3-D imaging show" that's a journey through seven zones exploring sexuality and relationships.
7) The Fantasy and Fetish area explores "sexual games" and includes a display of "fetish equipment."
8) The Wellbeing area answers health questions relating to "sexual health and wellbeing" issues.
9) The Aphrodisiac Lounge is a lounge area where visitors can relax and socialize. Smoothies and Aphrodisiac Cocktails are sold here.
10) The Amora Boutique sells a wide variety of sexual products from vibrators to sensual oils.
11) The Amora Gallery is an event space for discussions related to sex and sensuality.
Sarah Brewer, Amora's director of exhibits, states that "there's a need for sex education which isn't boring and information which isn't sleazy."
Amora aims to be entertaining and educational, and includes a resident sex therapist.
Gotta love the English.
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I know where brads taking john on vacation
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04-27-07, 11:49 PM #2
I wanna go!
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04-28-07, 12:24 AM #3
that is where our LEF get together NEEDS to be
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04-28-07, 12:49 AM #4YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
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04-28-07, 12:56 AM #5
LONDON....who's comin' with me?
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04-28-07, 12:57 AM #6
I'll chip in for the flight!!!!
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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04-28-07, 01:00 AM #7
I heard Beans was chartering his own jet
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04-28-07, 01:01 AM #8
Ill walk,
lolYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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04-28-07, 06:53 AM #9
wow... lol
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04-28-07, 07:40 AM #10
Let's make it educational as well and visit the Museum of Sex in New York, too.
Museum of Sex
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04-28-07, 11:18 AM #11
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04-28-07, 11:28 AM #12
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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04-28-07, 12:44 PM #13
Sounds a bit like the last convention I attended in Atlanta.
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04-28-07, 02:07 PM #14
Actually, it's not sleazy at all. The exhibits are explicit but are legitimately curated and not just random pornographic images. They have some campy stuff in the gift shop, but also art, books, etc. I've been a couple of times. Here's a link to the past and current exhibits:
http://museumofsex.com/exhibitions/index.html
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04-28-07, 06:48 PM #15
Want me to make the LEF bookings? LOL
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04-29-07, 09:03 AM #16
Does anyone want me to bring back souveneirs??
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04-29-07, 09:40 AM #17
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