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    Sex Theme Park Debuts in London

    mora, also known as "The Academy for Sex and Relationships" opened on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 in the basement of London's "tourist trap" Trocadero entertainment center in the Soho district. It offers a wide variety of "interactive sex education and entertainment experiences" including a "Spankometer" that gauges "how hard to use a paddle" on your partner, and expert advice from a resident sex therapist on topics from "foreplay to fetish, hormones to sex exercises, and flirting to fantasy." Some call it a "sex theme park".

    Amora is divided into eleven physical areas in this basement space, as follows:

    1) The Sensorium. In this area, you explore "all the erogenous zones" on several "multi-media models wired to respond to your every touch." It's a learning tool designed to help couples learn about different parts of their body.

    2) The Sexplorium. This area showcases a variety of "sex toys" and instructs on "how to use them effectively to receive and give pleasure."

    3) The Amora Sutra. This area explores sexual secrets from the G-Spot to ancient pleasure methods from Trantric sex to the Kama Sutra.

    4) The Love and Desire area consists of interactive exhibits that demonstrate the "powers of attraction and seduction."

    5) The Amorgasm, or Orgasm Tunnel is "a journey through our sensory tunnel" creating an "immersive experience" approximating how our minds react during and after orgasm.

    6) Taste Amora is a "3-D imaging show" that's a journey through seven zones exploring sexuality and relationships.

    7) The Fantasy and Fetish area explores "sexual games" and includes a display of "fetish equipment."

    8) The Wellbeing area answers health questions relating to "sexual health and wellbeing" issues.

    9) The Aphrodisiac Lounge is a lounge area where visitors can relax and socialize. Smoothies and Aphrodisiac Cocktails are sold here.

    10) The Amora Boutique sells a wide variety of sexual products from vibrators to sensual oils.

    11) The Amora Gallery is an event space for discussions related to sex and sensuality.

    Sarah Brewer, Amora's director of exhibits, states that "there's a need for sex education which isn't boring and information which isn't sleazy."

    Amora aims to be entertaining and educational, and includes a resident sex therapist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynnz05 View Post
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    I'll chip in for the flight!!!!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

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    Ill walk,


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    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Let's make it educational as well and visit the Museum of Sex in New York, too.

    Museum of Sex




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Let's make it educational as well and visit the Museum of Sex in New York, too.

    Museum of Sex
    How is the one in NYC? I've heard of it, but I wasn't sure if it's worth going to or sleezy.
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    Sounds a bit like the last convention I attended in Atlanta.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vengeance05 View Post
    How is the one in NYC? I've heard of it, but I wasn't sure if it's worth going to or sleezy.
    Actually, it's not sleazy at all. The exhibits are explicit but are legitimately curated and not just random pornographic images. They have some campy stuff in the gift shop, but also art, books, etc. I've been a couple of times. Here's a link to the past and current exhibits:

    http://museumofsex.com/exhibitions/index.html




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    Quote Originally Posted by Growler View Post
    Does anyone want me to bring back souveneirs??
    Is that an STD joke?

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