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05-07-07, 06:37 AM #1
Spider boy

Itsy Bitsy Earache Turns Into Arachnid Infestation
ALBANY, Ore. — A 9-year-old boy who complained of an earache was a little surprised when the doctor told him that a pair of spiders had tried to make a home out of him.
"They were walking on my eardrums," said Jesse Courtney.
One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal.
His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear — "like Rice Krispies" — before the earache sent them to the doctor.
Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him, but he could not immediately identify it. So he irrigated the ear, and the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.
Irvine said it was a first for him as a physician. "It was the only time I ever pulled out an invertebrate," he said.
Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.
"It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear — what next?" Jesse said.
link"When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
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05-07-07, 06:48 AM #2
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Same weekend Spiderman III opens...coincidence?
Somehow I'm guessing the "spiders in the ear" story probably wouldn't make the news most of the time. Not that it's any less newsworthy than most of what makes the news, just speculating aloud here on how easily the press is influenced.
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05-07-07, 06:53 AM #3
omg that has always been a nightmare of mine...
holy shit....
omg that has just wigged me out big time!!!!http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-07-07, 07:15 AM #4
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05-07-07, 07:16 AM #5
Now.... Ya see?? What'd you want to go and post that one for, TheeBadOne ??
+ A million, goz. I might not ever sleep again!!
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05-07-07, 09:44 AM #6
AHHHHHHHHH!!!

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05-07-07, 10:48 AM #7
oh man I hate spiders....
yuck yuck yuck
Just scary.
Yuck.
Anyone ever get centipede's in their house????No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
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05-07-07, 10:54 AM #8
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05-07-07, 11:27 AM #9No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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05-07-07, 11:33 AM #10
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05-07-07, 12:04 PM #11
I was getting in the shower one day, and there was one stuck in my bathtub.
I turned the shower on, came back like...20 mins later and it was gone. I can't even look at them, they freak me out.
On top of that, I didn't even shower that day cuz I was too creeped out.
I was afraid one was going to jump on my from my bathroom exhaust fan or something.
just thinking of it give me the willies....No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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05-07-07, 12:12 PM #12
I've dreamed that a spider was in the bed with me. I got up in the middle of the night and tore the bed apart looking. I don't have a prob with bugs in general but I HATE spiders. Just too creepy.
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05-07-07, 12:32 PM #13
I hate spiders, but I still trap the little bastards with a glass and let them outside. The little jumpy ones bother me less than the big assed ones.
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05-07-07, 12:50 PM #14
+10000000000! I DESPISE those bastards! I was laying in bed one night watching tv with the lights off. Out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw something moving, and I heard a faint tapping sound. I look, and its a damn spider running right at my head!!! I did one of those full body spasm jump deals. My whole body rose off the bed, and I landed feet first on the ground at the food of my bed. I didnt find the little bastard, but at least he didnt get me. I slept downstairs on the couch that night, and went hunting again for the little bastard the next morning.
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05-07-07, 02:36 PM #15
Anyone else remember that scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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05-07-07, 02:58 PM #16
Louisiana, home of the Brown Recluse and the Widow...
I think that we are one of the only agencies in the world where we have an officer killed in the line of duty by spider bite.
http://www.odmp.org/officer.php?oid=16580
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05-07-07, 03:04 PM #17*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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05-07-07, 03:39 PM #18
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Bunch of sissies. Spiders are good. Kill all the nasty little bugs. I try to help out when I can. Eat a fly now and then, or a roach. Good source of protein.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-07-07, 03:47 PM #19
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