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    Singer/actress Jessica Simpson says her best friends are her breasts...schwing!

    CURVY blonde singer Jessica Simpson says her breasts are her best friends.
    The sexy blonde, who recently split from husband Nick Lachey after three years of marriage, is extremely proud of her ample curves.
    She told Heat magazine: "I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect."
    But Jessica admits she hasn’t always been a fan of her boobs – as a schoolgirl she tried to hide her busty chest.
    She said: "At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them.
    "Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."


    Sorry girls, but this thread was useless without pics:

    Last edited by Terminator; 01-20-06 at 03:05 PM.

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    I would like to befriend them as well....
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

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    Wonder if she's named them yet..

    Perky and Perky???

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    She's one of my top five...actually, top three. She's single now...I need to give her a call.
    If You Love Your Job, You Will Never Work A Day In Your Life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southwest47
    She's one of my top five...actually, top three. She's single now...I need to give her a call.
    Tell her I said hi, and that there's two things I'll always remember about her...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southwest47
    She's one of my top five...actually, top three. She's single now...I need to give her a call.

    You can try and find the number, or you can just PM me and I'll give it to you (since I already have it).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    You can try and find the number, or you can just PM me and I'll give it to you (since I already have it).
    She changed it after our first date....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainCop
    She changed it after our first date....
    yeah, that's what she told you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    yeah, that's what she told you
    Well, I just called and talked to her... she told me to tell you 'Ewwww... not with a fever blister!!!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by MountainCop
    Well, I just called and talked to her... she told me to tell you 'Ewwww... not with a fever blister!!!'
    Dude, where do you think she got hers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    Dude, where do you think she got hers?
    From me - hee hee!

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    Hang on, I'll tell her to get her head up, and reply with the phone number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
    Hang on, I'll tell her to get her head up, and reply with the phone number.
    Sorry, couldn't hear you - her thighs were covering my ears....

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    Jessicas better side. <droolin smiley here>


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    And of course, the twins.


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    Ok, why am I only getting the stupid red x now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357
    Ok, why am I only getting the stupid red x now?
    I don't know, but a wise man once said, "stupid is as stupid does."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    I don't know, but a wise man once said, "stupid is as stupid does."


    A wise man, you say?
    "A nation, as a society, forms a moral person, and every member of it is personally responsible for his society."

    -Thomas Jefferson, 1792


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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357
    Ok, why am I only getting the stupid red x now?

    because the links are no good....

 

 

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