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05-21-07, 09:05 PM #1
APB put out for teen condom theft suspects....suspect pictures enclosed
Lakeland, Florida -- Detectives in Polk County are searching for two teens believed to have stolen a box of condoms.
Investigators say that on the afternoon of Sunday, May 13, an unidentified young man was captured on video surveillance with another unidentified young man stealing a blue box of Trojan brand condoms from the Sears Essential store at 4717 South Florida Avenue in Lakeland.
When confronted by store personnel, the boys fled on foot.
Anyone with information about this incident is urged to contact Det. Rob McManus at 1-800-226-0344 or (863) 499-2400.
Anyone with information who wants to remain anonymous and be eligible for a CASH REWARD is asked to call HEARTLAND Crime Stoppers at 1-800-226-TIPS.
05-21-07, 09:57 PM #2
What were those condoms made of...24 kt gold?
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05-21-07, 09:59 PM #3
That's how you handle a theft case right there: embarrass the hell out of them. I hope mom and dad saw the article."If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
05-21-07, 10:05 PM #4Lakeland, Florida -- Detectives in Polk County are searching for two teens believed to have stolen a box of extra extra small condoms."I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
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05-21-07, 11:48 PM #5
Too bad Cntry is suffering from a second hole and can't be out there preventing crimes like this in his county.
05-21-07, 11:55 PM #6YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
05-22-07, 12:40 AM #7
at least they are practicing safe sex with each other.
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brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
05-22-07, 02:00 AM #8
They didn't mean to shoplift. Apparently the kid with a smile on his face just couldn't wait until they left the store to fondle the all-business rubber thief.
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05-22-07, 03:53 AM #9
I just hope they're using them. I'd hate to know that level of stupid bred. Condoms are free at any clinic.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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05-22-07, 08:23 AM #10
Thing is, you know there's some dumbass high school chick who can't wait to get a piece of that.
05-22-07, 08:42 AM #11
now that is some funny shiathttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
05-22-07, 11:14 AM #12
Poor kid............they're not the extra large size!
05-22-07, 12:11 PM #13
eligible for a CASH REWARD??
Like how much $4.83 ?Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
05-22-07, 12:30 PM #14
They look like the Jr. version of Dumb and Dumber. If there is an APB for something like that, with a cash reward, must be they dont have much crime in that community."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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05-22-07, 01:20 PM #15
Wow, it's not as uncommon as you'd think
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