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    10 reasons why good sex makes you healthier

    10. Good sex keeps you healthy. It is the best exercise in the world. Saving you money on medical cost and gym fees.

    9. Good sex keeps you from spending money as easily. You want to keep your clothes off. Face it, it is much harder to spend money naked than fully clothed.

    8. Good sex makes you want to spend TIME, not money on the one that you want.

    7. Good sex makes you crave your partner and not starbucks. You will save a fortune on not splurging on little things that make you happy for a brief moment. The knowledge that your cravings will be filled for hours at home will stop you from spending on little expenses through out the day.

    6. Good sex makes you eat less. You will save thousands a year on lower food comsumption bills.

    5. Good sex makes you want to plan for your future. It is so much easier to plan for a great future when you know what one aspect of your life will be.

    4. Good sex is a great way to cut down on entertainemnt expenses. Do you really need the dinner, movie, and the perfect outfit?

    3. Good sex is a vacation everytime. Do you really need to spend thousands seeing Mickey Mouse in his little red button shorts? Or would you rather see your mate without any pants on at all?

    2. Great sex saves you hundreds on utility bills. You create your own heat in the winter and ice cubes are now much more exciting in the summer.

    Tie for the number ONE reason...depending on if you are career minded or family minded.....

    1. Great sex puts you in a different frame of mind. Your co-workers wonder if you have successfully gained a new promotion or if you know something that they donít know. It will drive them nuts, putting you in a position to out perform them. They will spend their time worrying, why you have the confidence to get the job done.

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    1. Just the thought of you having sex will make your children run and hide. They can't ask you for money if they are hiding from you.

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    200 orgasms a year will take 5 years off your chronological age.

    I learned that from Dr Oz on Oprah.
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Wait... someone took the time to come up with 10 reasons why sex is good?

    Was someone questioning it??

    (For the record, I only saw one that pretained to health)

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    I seem to be a few behind this year. Anyone for helping me stay healthy?
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    I seem to be a few behind this year. Anyone for helping me stay healthy?
    Sorry I am no help... I shouldn't be all that healthy according to this either....

    P.S. Not to sound dumb... but how the flip am I supposed to tell if a member is male or female?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Sorry I am no help... I shouldn't be all that healthy according to this either....

    P.S. Not to sound dumb... but how the flip am I supposed to tell if a member is male or female?
    I have been contemplating that as well. I am male, but some of those that claim to be male are a little sketchy. And some that claim to be female are, too, to be fair.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    but some of those that claim to be male are a little sketchy.
    cough cough BEANS Cough Cough
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    I'm not the most healthiest person you'll know but I do give great sex... I SAID SEX for you smartass CO-MODERATORS
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    cough cough BEANS Cough Cough

    Actually, the first one I had in mind was you. You kind of scream Beans too much. I think you are trying to distract everyone from your homosexuality.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    I'm not the most healthiest person you'll know but I do give great sex... I SAID SEX for you smartass CO-MODERATORS
    See? There ya go again. Being all paranoid. Classic denial.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Actually, the first one I had in mind was you. You kind of scream Beans too much. I think you are trying to distract everyone from your homosexuality.
    umm..I did give you $10 to keep that a secret bub..now give it back
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    umm..I did give you $10 to keep that a secret bub..now give it back
    You know... that explains sooo much...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    You know... that explains sooo much...



    conalabu =

    always forgetting to take his meds
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post



    conalabu =

    always forgetting to take his meds
    Maybe you need to be accountable.... just maybe....

    ah who are we kidding ... pass the buck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Maybe you need to be accountable.... just maybe....

    ah who are we kidding ... pass the buck...


    Ummm are you on page 2 yet young lady?
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
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    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post


    Ummm are you on page 2 yet young lady?
    Sadly, probably not......

    I didn't finish my paper either! Class is in 45 mins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post


    Ummm are you on page 2 yet young lady?

    She is the right page. Hers. She knows the truth of things.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Sadly, probably not......

    I didn't finish my paper either! Class is in 45 mins!
    hahaha I read it wrong...

    I got to 5 pages... I am about 400 words shy... I will finish in class...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illiy View Post
    Sadly, probably not......

    I didn't finish my paper either! Class is in 45 mins!
    Nice...Just tell your Prof. that you were doing research on the topic using a very reliable resource..LEF
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
    https://twitter.com/RESIDENTSMARTAS



    A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON



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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Nice...Just tell your Prof. that you were doing research on the topic using a very reliable resource..LEF
    as long as I can site you we are good!

 

 
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