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05-30-07, 03:08 PM #1
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10 reasons why good sex makes you healthier
10. Good sex keeps you healthy. It is the best exercise in the world. Saving you money on medical cost and gym fees.
9. Good sex keeps you from spending money as easily. You want to keep your clothes off. Face it, it is much harder to spend money naked than fully clothed.
8. Good sex makes you want to spend TIME, not money on the one that you want.
7. Good sex makes you crave your partner and not starbucks. You will save a fortune on not splurging on little things that make you happy for a brief moment. The knowledge that your cravings will be filled for hours at home will stop you from spending on little expenses through out the day.
6. Good sex makes you eat less. You will save thousands a year on lower food comsumption bills.
5. Good sex makes you want to plan for your future. It is so much easier to plan for a great future when you know what one aspect of your life will be.
4. Good sex is a great way to cut down on entertainemnt expenses. Do you really need the dinner, movie, and the perfect outfit?
3. Good sex is a vacation everytime. Do you really need to spend thousands seeing Mickey Mouse in his little red button shorts? Or would you rather see your mate without any pants on at all?
2. Great sex saves you hundreds on utility bills. You create your own heat in the winter and ice cubes are now much more exciting in the summer.
Tie for the number ONE reason...depending on if you are career minded or family minded.....
1. Great sex puts you in a different frame of mind. Your co-workers wonder if you have successfully gained a new promotion or if you know something that they don’t know. It will drive them nuts, putting you in a position to out perform them. They will spend their time worrying, why you have the confidence to get the job done.
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1. Just the thought of you having sex will make your children run and hide. They can't ask you for money if they are hiding from you.
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05-30-07, 07:13 PM #2
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200 orgasms a year will take 5 years off your chronological age.
I learned that from Dr Oz on Oprah.
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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05-30-07, 07:29 PM #3
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Wait... someone took the time to come up with 10 reasons why sex is good?
Was someone questioning it??
(For the record, I only saw one that pretained to health)
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05-30-07, 07:33 PM #4
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I seem to be a few behind this year. Anyone for helping me stay healthy?
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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05-30-07, 07:38 PM #5
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Sorry I am no help... I shouldn't be all that healthy according to this either....
Originally Posted by conalabu
P.S. Not to sound dumb... but how the flip am I supposed to tell if a member is male or female?
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I have been contemplating that as well. I am male, but some of those that claim to be male are a little sketchy. And some that claim to be female are, too, to be fair. Originally Posted by Illiy
Sorry I am no help... I shouldn't be all that healthy according to this either....
P.S. Not to sound dumb... but how the flip am I supposed to tell if a member is male or female?And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-30-07, 07:45 PM #7
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cough cough BEANS Cough Cough Originally Posted by conalabu
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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05-30-07, 07:47 PM #8
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I'm not the most healthiest person you'll know but I do give great sex... I SAID SEX for you smartass CO-MODERATORS
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
cough cough BEANS Cough Cough
Actually, the first one I had in mind was you. You kind of scream Beans too much. I think you are trying to distract everyone from your homosexuality.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-30-07, 07:50 PM #10
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See? There ya go again. Being all paranoid. Classic denial. Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-30-07, 07:52 PM #11
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umm..I did give you $10 to keep that a Originally Posted by conalabu
secret bub..now give it back
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
umm..I did give you $10 to keep that a secret bub..now give it back You know... that explains sooo much...
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05-30-07, 08:10 PM #13
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Originally Posted by Illiy
You know... that explains sooo much...
conalabu =
always forgetting to take his medsDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
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Maybe you need to be accountable.... just maybe.... Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
conalabu =
always forgetting to take his meds
ah who are we kidding ... pass the buck...
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Originally Posted by Illiy
Maybe you need to be accountable.... just maybe....
ah who are we kidding ... pass the buck...
Ummm are you on page 2 yet young lady?Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
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FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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Sadly, probably not...... Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
Ummm are you on page 2 yet young lady?
I didn't finish my paper either! Class is in 45 mins!
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Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
Ummm are you on page 2 yet young lady?
She is the right page. Hers. She knows the truth of things.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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hahaha I read it wrong... Originally Posted by Illiy
Sadly, probably not......
I didn't finish my paper either! Class is in 45 mins!
I got to 5 pages... I am about 400 words shy... I will finish in class...
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Nice...Just tell your Prof. that you were doing research on the topic using a very reliable resource..LEF Originally Posted by Illiy
Sadly, probably not......
I didn't finish my paper either! Class is in 45 mins!
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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as long as I can site you we are good! Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
Nice...Just tell your Prof. that you were doing research on the topic using a very reliable resource..LEF
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