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    Body missing at M.E.'s Office

    Body missing from medical examiner's office
    June 18, 2007 - A mystery is ongoing at the Cook County Medical Examiner's Office: the body of a woman who died last Friday is missing.

    The funeral home hired by the family of Rosalie Schultz went to the medical examiner's office today to pick up the woman's remains. After several hours of waiting, officials there told the funeral director they could not find Schultz's body.
    The director says understaffing could be to blame for the mix-up.

    "That's when sloppiness occurs, that's when books that are normally kept up to snuff that would show locations. Tonight I was seeing sheets of paper -- there was not organization there," said Bill Anderson, Edward Anderson Funeral Home.

    The medical examiner's office says it sympathizes with the family and is confident they will locate the remains.

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    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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    What possible explanation could you give a family for losing track of a corpse?

    10. Uh, sorry... we're not finished with her yet. Could you come back tomorrow?

    9. Well, she actually didn't have a toe for us to tag... its confusing.

    8. Did you say she was a blonde? Was she a true blonde?

    7. Sorry, but the lock on the drawer got stuck, we are calling a locksmith now...

    6. Wait a second... she WAS an organ donor, wasn't she?

    5. Sorry there's a quarantine going on right now, we can't release anyone today...

    4. Once the medical students are through, you can have her...

    3. Our 'corpse release agent' is busy doing an intake, how's tomorrow?

    2. Have you checked our "lost and found" area?

    And.. the number 1 excuse for losing a corpse?

    1. We laid off some of our staff, because business has been just 'dead' lately...

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    Are they sure she was dead?
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    Didn't the Bible mention several cases like this?

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    http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?sec...cal&id=5399905

    Missing body finally found at M.E's office. uh!! I left it here somewhere
    " The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "

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    Quote Originally Posted by bird1 View Post
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    Missing body finally found at M.E's office. uh!! I left it here somewhere
    See? Had they taken my advice and gave one of those excuses, no one would be the wiser!


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    Zombies.

    Read World War Z and get back to me.

    <----- is stocked up on ammo and waiting.


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    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    BOLO BOLO BOLO; Female, dead. Laying on back, cold and stiff.
    Stop and ID, call ME office for meat wagon.
    I don't like repeat offenders I like DEAD offenders-
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    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    Damnit I would die before it is all over..69% chance of survival..where did I go wrong!?
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    Last dance with MaryJane?
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    "We had to physically move bodies from one place to another," said Dr. Scott Denton, interim chief medical examiner. "She was found on an upper tier behind another body. We are overfilled right now, and if a body is not picked up within a day or two, they are moved to upper tiers."
    They use the same filing system for bodies that I use for mail collecting on top of my desk, except my old mail stays on the bottom

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    Quote Originally Posted by NCC1701 View Post
    Damnit I would die before it is all over..69% chance of survival..where did I go wrong!?
    I got 97% So i guess I'd live
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    "You have a 88&#37; chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

    You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk."


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    I have a 14% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak.

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    "You have a 65% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak"


    "You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead"


    That's it - in the event of a zombie attack, I'm going to find the great zombie hunters tjpuclik2 and conalabu and hang out with them.




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    You have a 71&#37; chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

    You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over.

    Damn zombies!!!

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    You would do pretty well, maybe killing a zombie or two along the way, but you would end up doing something retarded and be a part of the living dead

    Con... doggy style, huh?
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    You have a 93% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak


    You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk
    I speeet on their grave.. PTEWWWIE!


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