Teenager busted having sex with cow

**Terminator** · 07-06-07, 07:16 PM

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest — after he was seen romping with a COW.

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth — wearing only black briefs — having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

By the time officers arrived he had fled but night-time patrols are on the alert in case he strikes again.

Farmer Richard Parish was stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.

Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim — a looker named Blondie who is the FRIENDLIEST.

He said: “English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”

The teenager was scared off when the passer-by shouted at him at Richard’s farm in Skipwith, North Yorks. Locals in the tiny village, which has a population of less than 300, are certain he was not from the area.

Richard thinks the attacker may even have “wooed” Blondie with grub because a feed bucket had mysteriously moved from time to time.

He added: “I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don’t seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.”

Fellow farmer Alan Patrick said: “I can’t believe it.”

Police said: “We are treating this matter seriously.”

**tapout** · 07-06-07, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Terminator

Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim — a looker named Blondie who is the FRIENDLIEST.

obviously the cow was asking for it, being all flirty and what not, what did it expect

**k-9max** · 07-06-07, 07:37 PM

thats absolutly fucking gross.

someone like that needs well, i aint going say what he needs on here, but to the least, hung from a tree by his dick.

**conalabu** · 07-06-07, 07:46 PM

I kind of get this one. I have been to a few places that the women closely enough resembled cattle that I can see a mistake being made.

**tapout** · 07-06-07, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by conalabu

I kind of get this one. I have been to a few places that the women closely enough resembled cattle that I can see a mistake being made.

yeah, they did a follow up story to this article the next day...turns out it actually wasnt a cow, it was the farmers extremely obese and fugly red neck wife the teen was making sweet love to

honest mistake on the part of the passerby...it happens

**spd110** · 07-07-07, 11:03 AM

Poor kid didn't get to finish. Wonder if he had a case of "moo balls" the next morning....

**CT209** · 07-07-07, 11:24 AM

There's a lesson to be learned that everybody is missing:

Don't dress your cows up in halter tops and f##k-me pumps (shoes for the uninitiated).

Never, ever, dress up your prize steer in those garments. Not that there's anything wrong with male-on-male... urrrr...male-on-steer sex.

Don't dress your wife up in a cow hide and have her stand in the field (wearing a halter top and f##k-me pumps).

Never let your daughter out of the house dressed in the above clothing. She may be a heifer, but hey... she does have feelings and you may cause her to have a life-long problem. There are easier ways to marry her off.