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    When your wife cuts off your member, and you get rushed to the hospital, don't forget to bring your member with you

    A young Thai man lost his penis to his knife-wielding wife and then forgot to bring his severed member with him to hospital, fatefully delaying a reattachment operation, news reports said on Monday. Sornlam Yotbanya (24) had a heated argument with his wife, Rungnapha Pongalee (32), on Sunday night about his mistress. He went to bed and was rudely awoken hours later when his wife sliced off his member, reported ITV. In Sornlam's haste to get to Bangramrung hospital in Chonburi, 60km south-east of Bangkok, he left his penis behind in his bedroom. Bangramrung hospital dispatched a nurse to retrieve the severed member for a reattachment operation. Although the nurse packed the penis in ice, too many of the cells had died by the time it was delivered to hospital, killing all hopes of a revival. Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place. --

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    Again. Anything with penises.

    But on a side note, that would suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place. --
    I'm assuming they do these operations quite often?

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    thats why I avoid this and make her sleep in the guest room. ( I lock my door) if she sticks around she's worth it if not I find a new one.... LOL
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    No way my wife could do that to me, she would have to find it first, then give up.
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    The latest news on that case says the man has now had to be renamed...SQUAT...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elle View Post
    I'm assuming they do these operations quite often?
    You read my mind. They make it sound like it happens everyother day.
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    It is actually fairly common. At least the wife didn't go through with the entire custom by tying it to the string on a balloon and setting it saill. Not that it did this guy any good.

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    I love how thats just no big thing. Wife cut off the dude's dick, meh, happened before, nobody pays any mind.

    If some dude came home and found his wife blowing some other fool and he cut her tits off they would be stringing him up in the town square by his testicles. He's a sociopath! He hates women! Give him the death penalty for torturing that poor woman and disfiguring her for life!

    Jesus I love how one sided the world is.

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    Thailand is nearby. They do alot of transgender (male to female) operations. Wouldn't they have a few laying around.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LawnMM View Post
    I love how thats just no big thing. Wife cut off the dude's dick, meh, happened before, nobody pays any mind.

    If some dude came home and found his wife blowing some other fool and he cut her tits off they would be stringing him up in the town square by his testicles. He's a sociopath! He hates women! Give him the death penalty for torturing that poor woman and disfiguring her for life!

    Jesus I love how one sided the world is.
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