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07-18-07, 12:39 PM #1
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I think this chick was on crack.
Teen claims spiders alerted her to fire
Tue Jul 17, 11:50 PM ET
HEMLOCK, Mich. - A woman who hates spiders is crediting them with helping save her from a house fire. Danielle Vigue, 18, says she awoke early Tuesday to find spiders in her room, and started killing them. When more showed up, she says she went across the hall and got into bed with her 15-year-old sister, Lauren.
"At first there were five, they were all around the light fixture," Danielle Vigue told The Saginaw News. "I hate spiders, they freak me out."
A fire, the newspaper said, apparently was smoldering in the attic of the home about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
A few hours later, Vigue's 48-year-old mother, Debra, and 8-year-old sister, Shelby, smelled smoke, and flames greeted the family when they opened the door to the room Danielle Vigue had earlier left.
"I will never kill another spider again," she told WNEM-TV in Saginaw.
Richland Township Fire Chief Gary Wade, a 30-year veteran of the Saginaw County department, was surprised by Vigue's story.
"I've never heard of spiders saving someone from a fire before," Wade said.
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07-18-07, 01:10 PM #2
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"crank bugs"
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07-18-07, 01:56 PM #3
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Ok now the facts. Fire starts in attic, Spiders live in attic, Chicks room is below attic.
Conclusion: The fucking spiders were trying to get away from being fired. Stupid bitch, "The spiders were trying to warn me" yah and a fewof them were trying to mate with you too!
Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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07-18-07, 02:04 PM #4
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07-18-07, 03:25 PM #5
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I didn't know spiders could get jobs.
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07-18-07, 03:29 PM #6
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Spider 1- " Fire, fire fire!!!!!! oh shit fire!!!!
Spider 2- " dude, we gotta warn the chick below us, she might get burnt"
Spider 3- " Whatever, lets hurry the hell up"
Spider 4- " fuck, she killed frank, jim, jason, and Don!."
Spider 5- " screw this bitch, let her burn"
If it could happen that way, thats how it would have happened
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07-19-07, 01:12 AM #7
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Originally Posted by rob84
Spider 1- " Fire, fire fire!!!!!! oh shit fire!!!!
Spider 2- " dude, we gotta warn the chick below us, she might get burnt"
Spider 3- " Whatever, lets hurry the hell up"
Spider 4- " fuck, she killed frank, jim, jason, and Don!."
Spider 5- " screw this bitch, let her burn"
If it could happen that way, thats how it would have happened Perfect!
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07-19-07, 01:16 AM #8
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Originally Posted by rob84
Spider 1- " Fire, fire fire!!!!!! oh shit fire!!!!
Spider 2- " dude, we gotta warn the chick below us, she might get burnt"
Spider 3- " Whatever, lets hurry the hell up"
Spider 4- " fuck, she killed frank, jim, jason, and Don!."
Spider 5- " screw this bitch, let her burn"
If it could happen that way, thats how it would have happened
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07-19-07, 01:51 AM #9
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07-19-07, 01:59 AM #10
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That's friggin brilliant mate!!! Originally Posted by rob84
Spider 1- " Fire, fire fire!!!!!! oh shit fire!!!!
Spider 2- " dude, we gotta warn the chick below us, she might get burnt"
Spider 3- " Whatever, lets hurry the hell up"
Spider 4- " fuck, she killed frank, jim, jason, and Don!."
Spider 5- " screw this bitch, let her burn"
If it could happen that way, thats how it would have happened
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07-19-07, 07:42 AM #11
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Just for the record, I REALLY hate spiders. If a bunch of spiders started crawling all over my lamp, I would move the hell out. They could have the damn house, lol.
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