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08-26-07, 01:05 AM #1
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Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnL22591513.html
Wed 22 Aug 2007, 7:55 GMT
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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08-26-07, 01:24 AM #2
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Thats hard to swallow!
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08-26-07, 04:49 AM #3
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I'll bet he won't be driving that "hot rod" anytime soon.
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08-26-07, 05:40 AM #4
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I guess you could say she was carrying a torch for her old flame!
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08-26-07, 05:45 AM #5
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And she obviously still has the 'hots' for him.
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08-26-07, 06:39 AM #6
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Why is the song "Chestnuts roasting over an open fire" stuck in my head? I wonder if it burns when he pees
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08-26-07, 07:42 AM #7
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Originally Posted by TXCharlie
I bet that's the only thing that climaxed.
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08-26-07, 08:30 AM #8
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OK hes sitting naked watching tv, and she is able to set his penis on fire?? What did he think she was doing???
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08-26-07, 08:39 AM #9
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Originally Posted by TXCharlie
I am pretty sure that had a significant part in the equation.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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08-26-07, 09:33 AM #10
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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men are so fucking dumb sometimes...
uh gee i have no idea why she would do that to me....
what an idiot...
its only a shame she didnt kill him hours later lol..
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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08-26-07, 09:47 AM #11
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Yeah, I bet he has SOME idea why she did that Originally Posted by gozling
men are so fucking dumb sometimes...
uh gee i have no idea why she would do that to me....
what an idiot...
its only a shame she didnt kill him hours later lol..
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