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    Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

    http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnL22591513.html
    Wed 22 Aug 2007, 7:55 GMT

    MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

    Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

    The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

    "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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    Thats hard to swallow!
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    I'll bet he won't be driving that "hot rod" anytime soon.

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    I guess you could say she was carrying a torch for her old flame!

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    And she obviously still has the 'hots' for him.
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    Why is the song "Chestnuts roasting over an open fire" stuck in my head? I wonder if it burns when he pees

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    The attack climaxed...

    I bet that's the only thing that climaxed.

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    OK hes sitting naked watching tv, and she is able to set his penis on fire?? What did he think she was doing???


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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnL22591513.html
    Wed 22 Aug 2007, 7:55 GMT

    MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

    I am pretty sure that had a significant part in the equation.
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    men are so fucking dumb sometimes...

    uh gee i have no idea why she would do that to me....

    what an idiot...
    its only a shame she didnt kill him hours later lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    men are so fucking dumb sometimes...

    uh gee i have no idea why she would do that to me....

    what an idiot...
    its only a shame she didnt kill him hours later lol..
    Yeah, I bet he has SOME idea why she did that

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