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    'Saggy pants' law goes into effect next month

    With little additional discussion, the Plaquemine Board of Selectmen voted 5-0 to declare the youth fashion of baggy pants and exposed underwear a public nuisance and to outlaw it in Plaquemine.

    The new ordinance itself, however, declares that "any person in any public place or in view of the public found exposing his/her undergarments" is a nuisance.

    Conviction of the new crime carries a fine of up to $200 and imprisonment for up to 30 days in jail, or both, for violations within the discretion of the court.

    Mayor Mark A. "Tony" Gulotta and City Clerk Shelia H. Migliacio said the legal advertisement of the new ordinance would be published in the POST/SOUTH next week, in the October 18 issue, and take effect 30 days after that.

    Police Chief Orian Gulotta said he thought the ordinance would be challenged in court sooner or later, but in the meantime the city police would try to enforce it.

    "We'll try," the chief said. "That's all I can say."

    And here we go.
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    I think we should set up "undergarment checkpoints" at all major pedestrian crossings in the area.

    Perhaps we could call upon the State Police for manpower...

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    I still like the idea, Go Plaquemine. I lived 3 years in Nawlins, Any of you old timers in the Swamp Mafia remember Ponchartrain Beach Amusment Park. on the lake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by armsmaster270 View Post
    I still like the idea, Go Plaquemine. I lived 3 years in Nawlins, Any of you old timers in the Swamp Mafia remember Ponchartrain Beach Amusment Park. on the lake.
    The Ragin' Cajun ... those were the days. Thanks for reviving the memory.

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    I like the idea, too. And the "undergarment checkpoint" idea is hilarious!!!
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    Speaking of underwear...

    A friend of mine in med school is doing a rotation at the VA hospital. He was examining a 60 something year old guy and had to ask him to remove his pants. The guy hesitated, then dropped his pants, revealing a camoflaged thong. I'd have busted out laughing, but my friend kept his composure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armsmaster270 View Post
    I still like the idea, Go Plaquemine. I lived 3 years in Nawlins, Any of you old timers in the Swamp Mafia remember Ponchartrain Beach Amusment Park. on the lake.
    The ragin cajun was the first roller coaster I ever rode. Of course I was too small to ride it so I was "snuck" in in a friends pocket.
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    I hope you have grown since then


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    I use to work the shooting gallery, bout 65-66


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    Quote Originally Posted by armsmaster270 View Post
    I hope you have grown since then
    Not much. But my stunning good looks and huge bank account more than make up for my height.








    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry. I just re read what I wrote.
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    Oh my God, NO!!!!

    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Not much. But my stunning good looks and huge bank account more than make up for my height.








    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry. I just re read what I wrote.


    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Yes, yes I do live here. Now get out! Leave me and my, I wish I was, image alone.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

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