Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds

**Buttercup** · 11-02-07, 06:05 PM

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds

November 2, 2007
Chicago Sun-Times Staff Reports

Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant.
Around 5 a.m., the disheveled man walked in to the 24-hour McDonald’s at 10 E. Chicago — near the Water Tower and Holy Name Cathedral — and tried to enter the restroom.

It was out of order, so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.

“He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

Workers threatened to call police, so the man left, Sims said. There were just a handful of customers in the restaurant at the time.

A manager at the store confirmed the incident — as did a spokeswoman at the chain’s corporate offices — and insisted that everything was cleaned up.

A wet-floor “caution” sign was still out hours later when a reporter showed up. And when the reporter began asking questions, a worker began to mop the spot.

The incident didn’t make for the happiest of meals for Sims, but it didn’t spoil his appetite either. He said he finished his sausage McMuffin before leaving.

So had the employees called the police as they'd threatened to, what do you do with someone like that?

**armsmaster270** · 11-02-07, 06:15 PM

Give him a place to sleep where the toilet is attached to the drinking fountain

**Ender** · 11-02-07, 06:17 PM

i don't expect good food from McDonald's, but i sure don't expect absolute shit!

**OXCOPS** · 11-02-07, 06:19 PM

Well, it does go through ya rather quickly.

**Ender** · 11-02-07, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by OXCOPS

Well, it does go through ya rather quickly.

would have been a bit more believable if it was White Castle though.

the one local to me has holes cut in the booths for this exact purpose.

**jmur5074** · 11-02-07, 08:04 PM

White Castle is some volatile stuff......

Someone like that would have to go to the hospital for an eval (around here anyway)

I'm not even sure what i'd charge him with....
Maybe disorderly conduct?
We have a public urination ordinance...but not a public defication ordinance....
Indecent exposure if anyone saw his naughty bits...

I dunno.

**Beans** · 11-02-07, 08:29 PM

Hey when you gotta go, what can you do?

**MacLean** · 11-02-07, 08:32 PM

What was a culinary student doing eating at McDonalds?

And they only threatened to call police?

**Growler** · 11-02-07, 08:56 PM

I think we have all discovered the two all beef patties, special sauce..

**213th** · 11-02-07, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by maclean

What was a culinary student doing eating at McDonalds?

I think you and I are the only ones that found that amusing.

I notice however, that our esteemed 'chef' Buttercups didn't even think twice about it. Does she perhaps believe Mcdonalds to be the epitome of culinary accomplishments?

**Buttercup** · 11-02-07, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by maclean

What was a culinary student doing eating at McDonalds?

Having breakfast, of course.

**Buttercup** · 11-02-07, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by 213th

I think you and I are the only ones that found that amusing.

I notice however, that our esteemed 'chef' Buttercups didn't even think twice about it. Does she perhaps believe Mcdonalds to be the epitome of culinary accomplishments?

McDonald's uses quality ingredients and has historically been on the cutting edge of food technology which has allowed them to maintain a solid customer base and their position as one of the world's top fast food chains.

I did find it amusing but chose to let it go until now.

**Pudge** · 11-02-07, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

McDonald's uses quality ingredients and has historically been on the cutting edge of food technology which has allowed them to maintain a solid customer base and their position as one of the world's top fast food chains.

I did find it amusing but chose to let it go until now.

And their Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Bagels ROCK.

**Ender** · 11-02-07, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Pudge113

And their Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Bagels ROCK.

don't care for those.

never can pass up a Sausage and Egg McMuffin though.

had one of those Steak and Egg bagels a while back, and it was so damn greasy even I couldn't finish it

the best item to ever come out of McD's in the mornings though, bar none, is the often imitated and never duplicated HASH BROWNS!

**OXCOPS** · 11-03-07, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by maclean

What was a culinary student doing eating at McDonalds?

Watching some bum shit on the floor. DUH!

**Hannibal** · 11-03-07, 01:34 AM

This is a shitty topic.

**GumbyDammit** · 11-03-07, 03:03 AM

I think this guy has been to a couple of the McDonalds around here as well.

**Ender** · 11-03-07, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by GumbyDammit

I think this guy has been to a couple of the McDonalds around here as well.

that was me, my bad.

i call it 'big mac ass'

PeterJasonMN · 11-03-07, 11:12 AM

My guess is that around here he'd get a ticket for D.O. and indecent exposure, then a 72 hour hold at one of the nut-wards.

Then the judge would let him off with no punishment.