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    Stripper Spanks Teen In Surprise Blunder



    A teenage schoolboy was pulled around his classroom on a lead and spanked by a stripper after a birthday surprise blunder.

    'You've been a naughty boy'

    The pupil's mum had ordered an agency to give her son a "surprise" on his 16th birthday - and the teacher had even agreed to film the prank.
    But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram" - in what it called a booking error.
    One witness told reporters: "She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework.
    "Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on."
    After walking the boy round the classroom and spanking him with a whip - the action turned even more blue.
    "She took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in," the source said.
    It was at that point the shocked teacher - who had not been told what the surprise was - called an end to the show.
    A spokeswoman for the local education authority, Nottinghamshire County Council, said they were investigating how the incident happened.
    She confirmed nobody had been suspended from Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College and the police were not involved.
    The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."






    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...292050,00.html



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    Nottinghamshire is now Naughtyhamshire
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    Great, the teenage boy then stated that he now likes police officers and wanted to become one when he got older.
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    Why, God... oh why couldn't have crap like this happened to me when I was a teenager?!?!?
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    The agency thought his mother asked for a "gorilla saladgram", evidently...

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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    Stripper Spanks Teen In Surprise Blunder

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309462,00.html

    Stripper Mistakenly Sent to School, Whips Teen

    Officials at a U.K. high school were aghast after a stripper visited a student during class and whipped him in front of other students and a horrified teacher, Sky News reported Thursday.
    A booking error is to blame after a mother arranged to send a "gorilla gram" to her son on his 16th birthday, an arrangement she cleared with Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College. Instead, the agency sent a stripper clad in a policewoman costume, Sky reported.

    After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a "bad boy" for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.
    The police were not called and no one was suspended from the school in the incident, and officials said they were investigating.

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    LOL that the teacher let it get to the point where she was in bra and panties with whip cream on her butt and kid in a dog collar and chain before he/she stepped in to shut it down!!
    The other night there was a loud argument in the hall outside my apartment while I was trying to sleep. I went out and told them they better leave or I was gonna use some Kung-Fu...

    THAT scared them off...

    Plus I was totally nekkid and holding a gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GumbyDammit View Post
    LOL that the teacher let it get to the point where she was in bra and panties with whip cream on her butt and kid in a dog collar and chain before he/she stepped in to shut it down!!
    Don't forget, he was taping it, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    Why, God... oh why couldn't have crap like this happened to me when I was a teenager?!?!?
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    Every teenagers dream!!!

    He is undoubtedly the Big Man on Campus now and for the rest of the year.

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    Stripper Spanks Teen In Surprise Blunder
    How come my blunders usually end up with me being chased by knife weilding gangs of Mexican transvestites that can run faster than me?

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    You have gangs of mexican transvestites???

    Where can I apply.

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    I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    Every teenagers dream!!!

    He is undoubtedly the Big Man on Campus now and for the rest of the year.

    Car 4

    Years and years from now people will be like....remember that lad in our second period science class,, how cool he was.....

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    Well excuuuuuuuuse me for reading Squad Room before "In The News"!

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    I wish I had parents that did that for me. I had go to the strippers myself.
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    JUST THINK ABOUT THE PARTY SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT WHEN THE GORILLA SHOWED UP.


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