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    Cursed man marries dog to reverse curse

    NEW DELHI Selva Kumar had been hounded for 15 years by the memory of a horrible act he'd committed as a teenager.
    As an 18-year-old he had stoned and clubbed to death two dogs he found engaged in mating. He then hung their carcasses from a tree.
    That's when his personal suffering began.
    "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," Kumar told the Hindustan Times newspaper.
    Kumar, now 33 and living in the southern Indian district of Sivaganga, could no longer take the physical pain of the "dog curse," so he sought the advice of an astrologer.
    Her cure for his maladies?
    "Marry a dog."
    Which is just what Kumar did on Sunday.
    In a ceremony befitting a beautiful Indian bride, the bitch, a former 10-year-old stray named "Selvi," was bathed and dressed in a ceremonial orange sari with a garland of flowers adorning her neck. She was then brought to the temple in Tamil Nadu to be presented to Kumar by members of his family.

    Kumar, sitting beside his bride, recited his marriage vows, declaring, "I will take care of it until its death." Then, the "couple" was declared married.
    Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.
    The Hindustan Times reported Kumar's family hosted a feast while Selvi dined on a bun.
    No word on where the couple would honeymoon or reside, or whether they had registered for gifts.
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    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    At least the dog should have a better life now, as he should be a touch leery of beating her.
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    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
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    The man is brilliant! Who would prosecute him for sleeping with his wife??

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    Thats OK I married a dog once then I divorced the Bitch. she still gets 40% of my retirement.


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    Shame on you all!! You have just committed the heinous offense of scoffing at this man's RELIGION!! After all, "marriage" is NOT just one man and one woman!! You bigots!!

    I hereby sentence you to 30 days in the Sharpton-Flynt-Jackson Sensitivity and Diversity Training seminars, taught by Ellen DeGeneris. Perhaps they can instill some open mindedness in you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Shame on you all!! You have just committed the heinous offense of scoffing at this man's RELIGION!! After all, "marriage" is NOT just one man and one woman!! You bigots!!

    I hereby sentence you to 30 days in the Sharpton-Flynt-Jackson Sensitivity and Diversity Training seminars, taught by Ellen DeGeneris. Perhaps they can instill some open mindedness in you!
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    I'm sorry I feel so dirty now, spank me, Please


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    Quote Originally Posted by armsmaster270 View Post
    I'm sorry I feel so dirty now, spank me, Please
    Ok.
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    I have an idea what "position" will be most natural on their honeymoon.........

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    I don't think they have to consummate the marriage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I don't think they have to consummate the marriage.
    they may not have to but they prolly will
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Shame on you all!! You have just committed the heinous offense of scoffing at this man's RELIGION!! After all, "marriage" is NOT just one man and one woman!! You bigots!!

    I hereby sentence you to 30 days in the Sharpton-Flynt-Jackson Sensitivity and Diversity Training seminars, taught by Ellen DeGeneris. Perhaps they can instill some open mindedness in you!
    Whew... at least Rosie isn't involved in that seminar...

    Glad I kept my mouth shut!

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    one of my friends will probably marry a total dog.

    but she walks on two legs :P

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    Look he had to marry the dog.

    All the decent women have been shipped over here as brides.
    the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motorwaycop View Post
    Look he had to marry the dog.

    All the decent women have been shipped over here as brides.
    yep. all fourteen arrived just last week! :P

 

 

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