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    Man with $1M bill busted at bank

    Man with $1M bill busted at bank


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    A bank teller had a million reasons to deny this transaction.
    Police say a man tried to open an account with a $1 million bill, which does not exist. The teller refused and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.
    Alexander D. Smith, 31, of Augusta, Ga., was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery, Frank said.
    The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.
    Smith has a bail hearing scheduled Wednesday, but Deputy Angela Shunn of the Aiken County Detention Center did not know if he had an attorney. An off-hours call to the public defender's office went unanswered.




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    Hahahaha.... That's rich.

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    Doesn't get much more stupid than that......ok I am sure it does.
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    I wonder if he would take his change in tens and twenties?


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    Found blackberry riots and
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    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
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    While waves wrapped
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    His cyanotic eyes
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    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
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