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12-09-07, 11:04 PM #1
ABC News reports Santa is bad for kids.
Yet more proof that ABC News has all of the journalistic prowess of a wet sock...
How about a story which details Santa Claus' negative impact on children due to his rotund nature being a bad influence on body image?
Holy shit... bad Santa! In other news, Richard Simmons will visit the North Pole and "deal" with Santa's food addictions.
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12-09-07, 11:06 PM #2
Who would have figured?YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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12-09-07, 11:11 PM #3
LOL, yeah, I saw this on the news tonight. They say that "Santa is a role model..." and should be concerned about obesity and diabetes. Ummm, when was the last time any child said he wanted to grow up and be Santa so he needed to start gaining weight?
Someone needs to get after PETA and find out why they're not protesting Santa's treatment of the reindeer. I mean, really, they have to lug Santa all around the entire globe!!
Maybe Santa should become a vegan....The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
12-09-07, 11:24 PM #4
Looks like there are a few people at ABC who will be getting coal in their stockings this year.
12-09-07, 11:35 PM #5
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12-09-07, 11:57 PM #7
I don't know of anyone who wants to grow up and be Santa, let's face it, the dude only comes once a year.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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