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    Here's how to get out of jury duty

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    NEW YORK -- A man appearing for jury duty was arrested after security discovered that his cane concealed a 2 1/2foot sword and 6-inch dagger, police said.

    Vladislav Lisetskiy, 40, was arrested Monday at Brooklyn Supreme Court as he attempted to pass through security, police said.

    Officers became suspicious even before the standard X-ray procedure.


    "This one attracted attention because of the way it looked," said Maj. Luz Bryan, commander of courthouse police. "It had two metal bands. It's an indication that something is concealed. My officers noticed it right away."

    "He kept saying that he didn't know it was illegal," Bryan said.

    Lisetskiy was charged with misdemeanor criminal possession of a weapon. State law prohibits concealed blades or knives

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    Maybe he was a ninja
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    Maybe he was a ninja
    Naa, I have one of those, they're novelty items as far as swords go. Ninja skills would be insulted.
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    Possession of a cane sword in CA is against the law, period! Never mind going through airport security. What an idiot!!!
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    Hell, I have one of those things - mostly a toy.
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    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Darn, I thought the best way to get out of jury duty was to tell them that you were related to LE. Worked every time for me so far.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PapaBear View Post
    Possession of a cane sword in CA is against the law, period! Never mind going through airport security. What an idiot!!!
    He was going through Court Security. That could be a real big problem here as they choose in their infinite wisdom to disarm the police here, uniform or not. Because of this I refuse to wear a uniform to court. If the shiznit hits the fan I will be running in a suit like everyone else.
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