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    Woman Booted From Army for Having Breast Implants


    A woman has been kicked out of army training because she has silicone breast implants.

    Alessija Dorfmann, 23, said: “I am devastated. It has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure.
    “Now my fake boobs have cost me my job.”
    She has appealed against the ruling by top brass in Hamburg, Germany, who said implants increased risk of injury.



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    Strange. I have a buddy who just got out of the Army who claims that the Army would PAY for enlisted women to have their breasts enlarged. I guess I'll have to show him this article and see what he says...
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    According to other sites, she was in the German Army and had a "D" cup breast size.

    Alessija Dorfmann, 23, who has a D cup after the operation, said: “I am devastated - it has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure - and now my fake boobs have cost me my job.

    “I could not stop crying when they told me. I wanted to work as an army medic and help save lives.”

    The brunette who earned the money for the boob job working as a carer in an OAP’s home before joining the army has now appealed the ruling - and military chiefs have pledged to review the situation.

    Army spokesman Harald Kammerbauer said: “The rule that was brought in because of the increased risk of an injury is under review. Source: ananova
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10-42Adam View Post
    I have a buddy who just got out of the Army who claims that the Army would PAY for enlisted women to have their breasts enlarged...
    What's the rationale behind that?

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    The US Military does not pay soldiers to get breast implants, but the surgery is offered free of charge at military hospitals, along with lipo and nose jobs.
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    I don't think they should make the call for her, I say make her sign a release and make up her own mind. BTW I liked the link Papa Bear..lol

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    I don't see what the big deal is, though. It's not like she posed for Playboy like this former Air Force Drill Sergeant.

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    Are you telling me that the German army booted a babe with big breasts.....no wonder we kicked their ass during WW II.....Pansies!!

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    Alessija Dorfmann, 23, said: “I am devastated. It has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure.
    “Now my fake boobs have cost me my job.”
    This line only makes me imagine what kind of person she is. I guess it should of said, "I've always wanted to have a great figure and have the army boys oogle over me." I hope I'm wrong. Sometime I hate being right
    Fake boobs aren't practical on the field. If her dream was to be in the army, she should of thought of that. Workout to get a good figure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    The US Military does not pay soldiers to get breast implants, but the surgery is offered free of charge at military hospitals, along with lipo and nose jobs.
    That makes more sense. Pretty crazy what they do for some people, but I guess thats just a perk for signing up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    The US Military does not pay soldiers to get breast implants, but the surgery is offered free of charge at military hospitals, along with lipo and nose jobs.
    Wow, that's a little bizarre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheeBadOne View Post
    If that's her, her boobs don't look big enough to be impractical.

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    I guess she was going to be a nurse too. I guess having a boob job wouldn't get in the way. If that's her I still stand by my first statement though.

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    I guess it should of said, "I've always wanted to have a great figure and have the army boys oogle over me."
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    Damnit....post pics for crying out loud. How do people expect us to take a side on a matter as serious as this without having the evidence?
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    Quote Originally Posted by k2.rocky View Post
    Damnit....post pics for crying out loud. How do people expect us to take a side on a matter as serious as this without having the evidence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheeBadOne View Post
    top brass in Hamburg, Germany, who said implants increased risk of injury
    Wouldn't that just give her extra padding?

    Back in my college years when I subscribed to Playboy, there was a big-boobed playmate who claimed to have been saved by her boobs when a car ran over her... I'll have to see if I still have that issue in my college days collection

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    ..........Not exactly the pics I was referring to.........
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