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    Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school

    Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school

    Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP


    A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
    "I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school," the boy, Diego, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."


    "I remembered my mom had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
    His mother Sandra Palacios was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.


    "I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his mother.
    Diego eventually made it school a few hours late.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school

    Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP


    A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
    "I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school," the boy, Diego, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."


    "I remembered my mom had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
    His mother Sandra Palacios was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.


    "I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his mother.
    Diego eventually made it school a few hours late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Lazy Fed, was this you?

    Maybe the story was actually like this:

    Mexican man glues self to bed to avoid work

    Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP


    A 30-something-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to work after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
    "I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to work," the boy, Lazy Fed, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."


    "I remembered my friend RSA had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
    His friend Resident Smart Ass was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Lazy Fed watched porn while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.


    "I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his friend RSA.

    Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Maybe the story was actually like this:

    Mexican man glues self to bed to avoid work

    Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP


    A 30-something-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to work after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
    "I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to work," the boy, Lazy Fed, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."


    "I remembered my friend RSA had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
    His friend Resident Smart Ass was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Lazy Fed watched porn while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.


    "I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his friend RSA.

    Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.
    See I knew you had edited this story..Now you've posted the correct story
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    See I knew you had edited this story..Now you've posted the correct story
    I was trying to protect his privacy.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I was trying to protect his privacy.

    The only problem I have with the correct story is this part :

    Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.
    not only was he late, he eventually glued himself to the chair
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    The only problem I have with the correct story is this part :



    not only was he late, he eventually glued himself to the chair

    Oops, I must have copied it wrong.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Oops, I must have copied it wrong.

    get it together...you're slipping
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    was this in The Onion, Bcup?
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    Nope, that was on Yahoo news.




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    Moral of the story......Lazy Fed with glue on his hands while watching porn does not mix.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Maybe the story was actually like this:

    Mexican man glues self to bed to avoid work

    Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP


    A 30-something-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to work after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
    "I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to work," the boy, Lazy Fed, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."


    "I remembered my friend RSA had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
    His friend Resident Smart Ass was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Lazy Fed watched porn while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.


    "I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his friend RSA.

    Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.
    LMAO... that was funny as hell.

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    Wait a minute, you said he was watching porn, are you sure he was glued to the bed and not to himself (thinking the glue was lube)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Wait a minute, you said he was watching porn, are you sure he was glued to the bed and not to himself (thinking the glue was lube)

    That's a different story.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Maybe the story was actually like this:

    Mexican man glues self to bed to avoid work

    Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP


    A 30-something-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to work after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
    "I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to work," the boy, Lazy Fed, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."


    "I remembered my friend RSA had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
    His friend Resident Smart Ass was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Lazy Fed watched porn while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.


    "I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his friend RSA.

    Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Moral of the story......Lazy Fed with glue on his hands while watching porn does not mix.
    Bet it wasn't his hand, either.

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