Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school

**Buttercup** · 01-07-08, 09:53 PM

Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school

Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP

A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school," the boy, Diego, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."

"I remembered my mom had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
His mother Sandra Palacios was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his mother.
Diego eventually made it school a few hours late.

**Resident Smart Ass** · 01-07-08, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school

Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP

A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school," the boy, Diego, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."

"I remembered my mom had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
His mother Sandra Palacios was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his mother.
Diego eventually made it school a few hours late.

Lazy Fed, was this you?

**Buttercup** · 01-07-08, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass

Lazy Fed, was this you?

Maybe the story was actually like this:

Mexican man glues self to bed to avoid work

Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP

A 30-something-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to work after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to work," the boy, Lazy Fed, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."

"I remembered my friend RSA had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
His friend Resident Smart Ass was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Lazy Fed watched porn while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his friend RSA.

Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.

**Resident Smart Ass** · 01-07-08, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Maybe the story was actually like this:

Mexican man glues self to bed to avoid work

Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP

A 30-something-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to work after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to work," the boy, Lazy Fed, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."

"I remembered my friend RSA had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
His friend Resident Smart Ass was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Lazy Fed watched porn while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his friend RSA.

Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.

See I knew you had edited this story..Now you've posted the correct story

**Buttercup** · 01-07-08, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass

See I knew you had edited this story..Now you've posted the correct story

I was trying to protect his privacy.

**Resident Smart Ass** · 01-07-08, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

I was trying to protect his privacy.

The only problem I have with the correct story is this part :

Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.

not only was he late, he eventually glued himself to the chair

**Buttercup** · 01-07-08, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass

The only problem I have with the correct story is this part :

not only was he late, he eventually glued himself to the chair

Oops, I must have copied it wrong.

**Resident Smart Ass** · 01-07-08, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Oops, I must have copied it wrong.

get it together...you're slipping

**Bob Loblaw** · 01-07-08, 10:35 PM

was this in The Onion, Bcup?

**Buttercup** · 01-07-08, 10:38 PM

Nope, that was on Yahoo news.

**CTR man** · 01-07-08, 11:01 PM

Moral of the story......Lazy Fed with glue on his hands while watching porn does not mix.

**Lazy Fed** · 01-07-08, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass

Lazy Fed, was this you?

Si

**Probation13-901** · 01-08-08, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Maybe the story was actually like this:

Mexican man glues self to bed to avoid work

Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP

A 30-something-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to work after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to work," the boy, Lazy Fed, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."

"I remembered my friend RSA had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
His friend Resident Smart Ass was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Lazy Fed watched porn while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his friend RSA.

Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.

LMAO... that was funny as hell.

**Shoestring** · 01-08-08, 02:37 AM

Wait a minute, you said he was watching porn, are you sure he was glued to the bed and not to himself (thinking the glue was lube)

**Buttercup** · 01-08-08, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by Shoestring

Wait a minute, you said he was watching porn, are you sure he was glued to the bed and not to himself (thinking the glue was lube)

That's a different story.

**Hannibal** · 01-08-08, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Maybe the story was actually like this:

Mexican man glues self to bed to avoid work

Mon Jan 7, 5:23 PM ET- AFP

A 30-something-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to work after the Christmas break, authorities said Monday.
"I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to work," the boy, Lazy Fed, told AFP. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun."

"I remembered my friend RSA had bought a very strong glue," he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.
His friend Resident Smart Ass was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Lazy Fed watched porn while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive.

"I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy," said his friend RSA.

Lazy Fed eventually made it to work a few hours late.

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