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01-08-08, 11:33 PM #1Corporal
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Beer buckled up...driver not...
DARWIN NOMINEE-Beer had seat belt, injured driver didn't
CITRUS HEIGHTS, CA â€" Investigators were trying Monday to determine
if a suspected drunken driver involved in a single-vehicle crash
Sunday night failed to buckle his own seat belt even as the 12-pack of
beer on the passenger seat was safely secured.
Witnesses told police they saw the man driving north on Van Maren Lane
in excess of 60 mph before he lost control of his car, which slammed
into a tree near Garden Gate Drive.
The driver suffered serious head and body injuries and he was rushed
to a local hospital.
He was found still in the driver's seat, unrestrained, next to the
12-pack of beer secured by a seat belt, according to a police summary.
01-09-08, 01:10 AM #2
Darwin cheering him on.Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.
01-09-08, 01:14 AM #3
a man has to have his priorities straight.--
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01-09-08, 01:46 AM #4
I live about 20 miles from there Siphillis Heights residents are serious about their beer.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
01-09-08, 03:32 AM #5YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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01-09-08, 12:46 PM #6
stupid is stupid doesDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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01-09-08, 12:50 PM #7
If the uninjured beer needs a place to stay while the dumbass...I mean guy recovers, I'm willing to make the sacrifice.
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