Beer buckled up...driver not...

[Illiy]

DARWIN NOMINEE-Beer had seat belt, injured driver didn't

http://www.sacbee.com/101/story/617266.html

CITRUS HEIGHTS, CA â€" Investigators were trying Monday to determine
if a suspected drunken driver involved in a single-vehicle crash
Sunday night failed to buckle his own seat belt even as the 12-pack of
beer on the passenger seat was safely secured.

Witnesses told police they saw the man driving north on Van Maren Lane
in excess of 60 mph before he lost control of his car, which slammed
into a tree near Garden Gate Drive.

The driver suffered serious head and body injuries and he was rushed
to a local hospital.

He was found still in the driver's seat, unrestrained, next to the
12-pack of beer secured by a seat belt, according to a police summary.

[xnvyflyer]

Darwin cheering him on.

[Ender]

a man has to have his priorities straight.

[armsmaster270]

I live about 20 miles from there Siphillis Heights residents are serious about their beer.

[k-9max]

I live about 20 miles from there Siphillis Heights residents are serious about their beer.

Obviously!

Actually, he didnt want a broken container, i mean a open container charge.

[Resident Smart Ass]

stupid is stupid does

[Five-0]

If the uninjured beer needs a place to stay while the dumbass...I mean guy recovers, I'm willing to make the sacrifice.