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    Flight 69

    Russian Travelers Arrested in Sex Acts on Commercial Flight



    Two travelers shocked air passengers with a live sex show on a packed jet, a court heard on Friday.

    Olga Bezmelnitsyna was spotted pleasuring work colleague Sergei Gorlov during a flight from Brazil to London.
    But their antics in seats 55D and 55E stunned fellow passengers — including children — who alerted British Airways cabin crew.
    They were asked to stop and then arrested at Heathrow airport.
    On Friday married father-of-two Gorlov, 41, and Bezmelnitsyna, 59, were fined $979 each for outraging public decency.
    The Russian pair, who had been drinking and only met on the trip to Brazil, got carried away four hours into the 12-hour flight, JPs were told at Uxbridge, West London.
    Prosecutor Syreta Maharaj said: "The flight was full with 350 passengers, including children, and the defendants sitting in the rear of the aircraft.
    "Crew members were approached by passengers complaining the defendants were acting in an indecent manner.

    "A female cabin crew member went to them and saw the female defendant was face down in the groin area of the male passenger.
    "She said she felt physically sick by this and it was in the full view of other passengers including children.
    "She asked them to stop but shortly afterwards there were further reports from passengers saying they were engaged in an indecent act again. A crew member noticed the male defendant had his trousers unzipped and she had her hand in his groin area."
    The couple work for a tea and coffee company based in St. Petersburg and had been in Sao Paulo to try out coffee beans.
    Magistrate Pamela Marks was told the couple — who both pleaded guilty — were incredibly remorseful.
    Alexis Hager, who was representing Bezmelnitsyna, said: "She does not normally drink and was unaware that it would have a bigger effect on her on a flight.
    "She is very embarrassed by the whole incident and said it would never have happened if she had not been drinking."
    Gorlov’s lawyer Mandy Hargun added: "They had met for the first time during the trip to Brazil. On the flight both had been drinking — and from a kiss and a cuddle one thing led to another.”
    The couple will now return to Russia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheeBadOne View Post
    "A female cabin crew member went to them and saw the female defendant was face down in the groin area of the male passenger.
    "She said she felt physically sick by this and it was in the full view of other passengers including children.
    If the sight of someone getting a hummer made her physically sick, then she must be married.

    "She is very embarrassed by the whole incident and said it would never have happened if she had not been drinking."
    Like she is the first woman to ever say that!

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    She said she felt physically sick by this
    She must be married.

    Doh OXCOPS beat me too it.
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    If there was more of this going on, there would be a lot less stress during traveling!
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    Geez, doesn't ANYBODY go to the head and put on the "occupied" sign anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OXCOPS View Post


    Like she is the first woman to ever say that!
    just think....one of us could have been that mistake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Geez, doesn't ANYBODY go to the head and put on the "occupied" sign anymore?
    You been in a airplane bathroom anymore? (Too many puns to use head...)

    Unless one or both parties are contortionists... ain't much gonna happen.
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    Hell, a twelve hour flight - gotta do sumptin' to pass the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jks9199 View Post
    You been in a airplane bathroom anymore? (Too many puns to use head...)

    Unless one or both parties are contortionists... ain't much gonna happen.
    Ok, while some imagination is necessary, it's possible. And at least more discrete than doing something in your seat without even the benefit of a covering blanket.
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    That's pretty funny. Looks like those two definitely got carried away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Ok, while some imagination is necessary, it's possible. And at least more discrete than doing something in your seat without even the benefit of a covering blanket.
    possible? yes.

    sanitary? HELL no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender View Post
    sanitary? HELL no.
    You might be right, Ender. She might only gobble penises in sanitary places when she's drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    You might be right, Ender. She might only gobble penises in sanitary places when she's drunk.
    two things...

    the fact that she was smoking a strangers c@ck was unknown to me until i read the article better...

    but still and all, its MUCH more sanitary to gobble a strange wang OUTSIDE of a bathroom
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